| Romantic Roomies | |
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| Air date | May 2013 |
| Written by | YoshiRocker13 |
| Location | Hotel |
| Other episodes by the author | |
E3 Madness |
Another Day with Fifi |
Steve & Holly's romantic night in their hotel room is ruined when their roomies are Red and Stacy! Will the night be perfect like Steve planned it?
WARNING: This episode contains sexual content
Characters[]
Minor Characters[]
- Blue
- Rapper
Transcript[]
(camera zooms on a hotel and in a room is Steve & Holly tongue kissing)
Steve: I can't believe you were the girl I was friends with in school!
Holly: I know! It's just crazy right?
Steve: Has this happened to others?
Holly: Who cares?
(They go back to tongue kissing until the door knocks and Red & Stacy barge in)
Steve: THE FUCK!?
Holly: Oh My God!
Red: (drunk) Sup bitches!?
Stacy: What the fuck you twos doin'?
Steve: RED! Seriously!?
Red: Say who's this bitch?
Steve: This is my girlfriend Holly. We used to be friends in school!
Red: Whatevs.
Holly: Why are you two even here?
Stacy: We were your roomies!
Steve: Oh god.
Red: Say how about we go to a bar?
Steve: Well actually we're sort of making out here so please leave.
Red: (ignores) Great! Let's go! (pulls Steve out of bed)
Steve: NO!!
(time lapse, the four are at a bar)
Red: (sees Blue as the bartender) BLUE!? (starts laughing)
Blue: (pissed) What!? I already got fired from Mc Arnolds!
Red: (laughs harder) YOUR JOBS SEEM SO LAME! (cracks up)
Stacy: (laughs) What a weirdo! And I thought your videos were bad!
Blue: (really pissed) SHUT UP!!!
Rapper: (calling from the bar) Yo Blue! Four more beers on the double!
Blue: (bored) Aah fuck. (hands Rapper the beer)
Holly: (troubled look) This is a little bit intense.
Steve: (hugs Holly) Don't worry I'll sort this out.
Red: (while tongue kissing Stacy) Oh yeah don't forget to lick that bit of the tongue!
Stacy: Oh yeah bitch!
Holly: (eyes widen) Seriously!?
Steve: (nervous) Uh Holly?
Holly: Maybe we could do this another time?
Steve: But Holly!
Holly: How about next weekend. (angry) And make sure these two dicks don't come! (leaves)
Steve: (pissed) Thanks a lot Red!
Red: (to Stacy) Love you babe!
(Steve soon punches himself and falls on the ground)
Episode Ends
Blue: (off screen) I hate my life.
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