|Shocking Battle (Part 2)|
PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED!
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The second part of this shocking battle continues right from where Part 1 ended! Red, Blue & Rapper must do all they must to destroy Shock.
Narrator: LAST TIME ON DICK FIGURES.
Rapper: (thinks) Maybe if we burn with fire.
Blue: How is that going to work?
Rapper: Thunder and Lightning is kinda like water right? Well fire gets rid of that junk. So if we try it on Shock it COULD work.
Blue: And if it DOESN'T?
Rapper: (pulls out swords) We knock the shit out of him!
Red: But his attacks were like so powerful they fucked you good!
Rapper: (glares at Red) Maybe we should just be more careful next time!
Red: (scoffs) Yeah right!
Blue: He IS pretty strong.
Rapper: What'd I just say before?
Blue: Well we could try.
(suddenly the ceiling is blasted off by Shock)
Shock: (laughs) Found you!
All (except Shock): SHIT!!!
Narrator: And now the exciting conclusion!
(Shock is firing lightning at Red, Blue & Rapper while they are running)
Shock: Stop being cowards and fight!
Rapper: (throws car at Shock) How's that?
Blue: Dude! That'll anger him! He could get stronger when he gets angrier!
Red: Less shit talk, more running!
Rapper: (jumps up and once again punches Shock far to a wall) Let's run now!
(Shock gets up angrily and sees the three standing still and he shocks them. However they were only dummies)
(shows the three hiding in Rapper's home)
Blue: You idiots! I thought we were going to try that fire technique!
Rapper: (sarcastically) Oh I'm sorry, was there fire? No!
Red: Perhaps we could set something on fire like Blue's bed!
Blue: We are NOT!
Red: (glares) It's what you get for taking away my boob album!
Blue: YOU threw it out just to buy Fox's boob album!
Red: (drools) So fuckin' sexy!
Rapper: (sets fire to car) Let's do this!
Blue: That was MY car!
Rapper: I'll buy you a new one if you help me out.
Blue: (sighs) Fine.
(Rapper runs outside to find Shock)
Rapper: Oh shocky where are you?
(Rapper is knocked off the ground by a lightning rod. He falls hard to the ground)
Red: Yo Shock! (raises Blue's car) Eat fire fucker!
(Red throws the fire car at Shock who screams and melts)
Blue: THAT was too easy.
(starts raining and Shock rises up again)
Shock: (eyes turn yellow and laughs) Perfect timing!
Rapper: Is that what he's suppose to do!?
Shock: (flies up)
Red: (looks up) Whoa.
Shock: (speaks spanish with deep voice) Nubes de tormenta .... despertar! (Thunder clouds.... awaken!)
(purple thunder clouds appear behind Shock)
Shock: (speaks french with deep voice) Détruire ceux qui m'ont combattu! (Destroy the ones who fought me!)
(purple lightning rods attack the three)
Red: (gets shocked) GAAH!!
Blue: (gets shocked) IT BURNS!!!
Rapper: (dodges) Come get me! (lures rods to attack Shock)
Shock: You fool! My own lightning can kill me! It only gives me MORE POWER!! (shocks Rapper)
Shock: (looks at Red & Blue) Now it's your turn! (shoots lightning)
Blue: RUN! (dodges)
Red: (shoots lasers at Shock) EAT IT! (turns into Batman) I'M BATMAN!
Blue: (turns into Bloser) And the Bloser!
Red: Still worst name ever. (picks up tree and throws it at Shock)
Shock: (blasts tree with lightning)
Blue: (uses emo ray at Shock) Your lightning feels like pathetic water!
Blue: God damn it.
Rapper: HEY SHOCKY! WANT SOME OF THIS!? (pulls out fire thrower)
Shock: (gasps) NO!
Rapper: (tries flaming Shock but he flies upwards) Damn it!
Red: (flies up taking fire thrower)
Shock: How can you-!?
Red: NO ONE MESSES WITH BATMAN! (uses flame thrower)
Shock: (burns) NOO!!!
Rapper: (jumps up and knocks Shock to the ground)
Shock: (coughs) Impossible! I am so powerful and you defeated me!?
Rapper: You think your powerful? You should see Saigron. (kicks Shock's head and he finally dies)
Shock: (speaking in clouds) This isn't over! (fades)
Blue: Well he sucked.
Rapper: So do you.
Blue: Shut up!
Rapper: Whatevs. Now I got bitches to kill! (runs off)
Red: There goes our Rapper!
Blue: (bored) Wanna go grab some beer?
Red: (bored) Yeah.
(both walk away)