Shopper War | |
---|---|
Air date | 09-02-13 |
Written by | Alpha-Lonewolf and YoshiRocker13 |
Directed by | Alpha-Lonewolf |
Location | gun store |
Other episodes by the author | |
The Lone Wolf Returns |
Blink of Deja Vu |
Summary[]
Rapper and Wolf shop for the last grenade on sale even if it means all out war.
Transcript[]
(Wolf is shopping at a weapon store)
Speaker: Attention all shoppers. The last plasma Grenade is on sale.
(Wolf sees Rapper from across the other side of the Grenade and narrows his eyes at him)
Rapper: Oh no you don't!
(Rapper & Wolf begin fighting)
(Wolf kicks Rapper in a stack of pistols)
(Rapper grabs a pistol and tries shooting Wolf)
(Wolf flips out of the way while people get shot in the line of fire. He then pulls out a minigun and fires back))
Rapper: Shit! (Dodges and fires his pistol)
Mr. Dingleberry: Meh, I'm glad to be in a place that can give me a sense of security. (Suddenly gets shot up) ARGH!
Wolf: Have a blast Crapper! (Pulls out an MK-19 and fires)
Rapper: (dodges) Think again Wolfy! (Shoots his mini-gun)
Wolf: I just did Citrus! (Pulls out a heavy tank and fires)
(Rapper sneaks behind the tank and causes it explode throwing Wolf into a wall)
Broseph: (Walks in store) this place is sweet. (Gets hit by the tank round)
(Rapper sneaks behind the tank and causes it explode throwing Wolf into a wall)
Rapper: HAH! (Grabs grenade)
Wolf: I guess I should raise my hand in surrender. (Raises hands to show Wolf press a button and a small beeping sound comes from under rapper to show a C-4 blow rapper away from the grenade)
Rapper: DAMN IT! (Fires rocket at Wolf and throws him in the air, Rapper grabs the grenade but Wolf falls on Rapper) Fuck!
Wolf: good thing I took those skydiving lessons
Rapper: Get off me you bastard!
Wolf: (hits the grenade away) That is mine! I saw it first!
Rapper: (growls) Fine! You win! Just take it! (gets up)
Lord Tourettes: Oh my, the last grenade. this must be my lucky day!
(Rapper and Wolf look at each other and nods before aiming their guns to shoot the grenade)
Lord Tourettes: FUCK!!! (grenade blows up Lord Tourettes)
Wolf: truce?
Rapper: sure.
(both walk out the store)
Speaker: Attention all shoppers. Last nuke missile on sale now (Wolf and Rapper narrow their eyes at each other before running inside again)
(END)