"This will get messy."
|Air date||March 18th, 2014.|
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Fools of April
Steve wants to get a birthday present for Holly, but is interrupted by Rapper and a couple of Gang Members. Will he be able to make this possible without any craziness?
(Steve and Holly were lying on Steve's bed in his house.)
Holly: Come on Stevie, just one little hint?
Holly: Pleeeeeaaaaassseee? I'll give you a kiss if you do.
Steve: (laughs) You'd do that anyway. You'll just have to wait until tomorrow. Your birthday present will be excellent.
Holly: I bet it will be a cool present.
Steve: Yeah, it will be.
Holly: Alright you silly Stevie, I gotta get going. I was going to meet Indigo and Alice at the Cafe' for a little girls talk.
Steve: Okay, have fun.
(Holly takes her bags and walks out the door.)
(Holly closes the door.)
Steve: (eyes widen) Shit, what am I going to get her?! (pants) Calm down Steve, you'll figure it out soon. Right, time to go shopping. (walks outside)
(Steve is at the shopping mall, looking for a present for Holly's birthday.)
Steve: Hmm, what does Holly like? (looks at a mug that says 'Birthday Girl') Yeah I'll get that. (grabs some Chocolate) And that. Hmm, what else? Something special...
Rapper: What's up Shithead Peeve?
Steve: (screams) SHITHEAD PEEVE?! Why did you call me that?!
Rapper: It's ugly and rhymes with Steve. (laughs)
Steve: Shut up Rapper! I'm not in the mood for any of your shit!
Rapper: Alright fine, guess if you don't want me to tell you about this SPECIAL present, I'll just leave. (about to leave)
Steve: (pops his head up) Wait what?
Rapper: Well I DID have a suggestion but if you don't want me around I'll just leave and give you space.
Steve: YOU know these kind of things?
Rapper: Duh, yeah.
Steve: But your a killer, not a ladies' man.
Rapper: (clears throat) Actually, I have a girlfriend.
Steve: (surprised) YOU DO?!
Rapper: Right, I never told you about her.
Steve: Who is she?
Rapper: I'll tell you later.
Steve: Uhh, alright fine! You can help me find a present for Holly!
Rapper: Ah, ah, ah. Magic word?
Steve: (sighs) Please?
Rapper: Guess the word.
Steve: Uh, fucking please?
Steve: (annoyed) CAN WE JUST GET TO THE CASE?!
Rapper: Alright, alright. Drama queen.
(They begin searching around the store.)
Steve: So what's this 'special present' you know?
Rapper: (points to a blue rose) Right there.
Steve: A rose? A rose?! This 'special' present is a ROSE?!
Rapper: But it's the rose showing love dude.
Steve: Oh, that makes sense...
Rapper: Who's the pussy now? (laughs)
Steve: Shut up.
Rapper: Let's just go get it.
(They see Gang Members on the other side of the rose. Both glare at Rapper and Steve.)
Steve: Uhh Rapper?!
Rapper: Leave it to me.
(Rapper cartwheels over a shopping basket, jumps in the air and shoots one of the Gang Members' legs, who dodges the attack. Rapper swipes the blue rose but a Gang Member punches him, releasing the rose.)
Gang Member #1: Mine now bitch!
(Rapper cuts the Gang Member's leg)
Rapper: Who's the bitch now? (runs off)
(The Second Gang Member shoots many bullets at Rapper as he dodges them, matrix style.)
Rapper: Nice try bird brains!
(One of the Gang Members pushes a cart into Rapper, who drops the Rose.)
(Both run off.)
Steve: H- HEY! GET BACK HERE!
(Rapper gives Steve a gun, and runs off to chase the Gang Members.)
Gang Member #2: Their catching up to us!
Gang Member #1: Not for long.
(The first Gang Member throws a bunch of things onto the ground. Rapper easily jumps over with the trampoline while Steve gets through normally.)
Steve: Ow. Ow! Stupid things!
Store Manager: Sir? Is this all the things you threw on the ground?
Steve: What? No! It was them!
Store Manager: Well congratulations, your buying all of these broken things sir.
Store Manager: Sir please do not swear in a Shopping Mall.
Rapper: (dashes after the Gang Members) GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARDS!
Gang Member #1: Never!
Steve: Why do you guys even want this Rose anyway?
Gang Member #2: Isn't that fucking obvious?! Because we have a crush on a girl.
Rapper: But hey, there's only one rose and you BOTH want it? Sounds like a fight to me.
(The two gang members glare at each other.)
Gang Member #1: It's mine.
Gang Member #2: Fuck wrong.
(They both start fighting in a cloud.)
Rapper: (takes the rose) Yoink!
Gang Member #1: (punches Gang Member 2) You think your getting the rose? Wrong!
Gang Member #2: No! RIGHT! It IS going to be mine!
(The Gang Member shoots the second one.)
Gang Member #1: Too easy. (notices Rapper walking away) HEY! GET BACK HERE! I'm not done with you yet!
(Rapper shoots the Gang Member in the head.)
Rapper: People never try. (drinks beer)
Steve: Thanks for helping me get this Rapper! How can I repay you?
Rapper: A blood shake.
Steve: What the fuck is that?
Rapper: A drink made out of blood.
(Cuts to Holly's house.)
Holly: Where is he?
Steve: (comes in) Surprise!
Holly: Oh! Hey Stevie!
Steve: I got a special surprise for you...!
Holly: (gasps) You do?!
(Steve hands Holly three boxes.)
Holly: Oooh! What's in 'em?
(She opens the box with the mug that says 'Birthday Girl'.)
Holly: (gasps) This is so kind of you Steve!
(She opens the box of Chocolates.)
Holly: My favorite types!
Steve: And I also got you this...
(Steve hands her a blue rose.)
Holly: What's this?
Steve: They said it's a rose to show how much I love you and I'd wish that we would always be together... Happy Birthday Holly.
Holly: (squeals) Steve! These are all perfect! Thank you so much! (kisses his lips)
Steve: Anything for you sweetie.
Rapper: (busts in) Hey! You still owe me a blood shake!