|Air date||April 9th, 2014.|
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Fools of April
Red and Rapper shrink down to size of ants. How will they survive their time like this?
(Rapper and Red were waiting in the waiting room just outside Professor Stick's labratory room.)
Red: You almost done in there Professor Dick?!
Professor Stick: (from the other side) Just give me a few more minutes Red!
Rapper: YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS!
(Professor Stick opens the door with an angry face at them.)
Professor Stick: I think you two boys need to understand that creating these types of scientific inventions take a lot of work and time! Once their ready I will give them to you as soon as I can! SO BE PATIENT! (slams the door)
Rapper: I'm not waiting longer for more guns!
Red: Or a laser gun that gives me boobs!
Rapper: (disgusted) Eugh..
(Red smases the door down.)
Professor Stick: WHAT THE HELL?!
Red: Alright Dick! Enough chit-chat! Give us what we want!
Professor Stick: DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST SAID?!
Red: ... Nope.
Rapper: (looks around the room) Alright where is it...
Red: Rap Crap! I think I found it! (grabs a laser gun)
Rapper: Sweet! A new laser gun for me!
Professor Stick: Don't touch that laser gun! Do you even know what it does?!
Red: We're dicks, who even bothers?
(Rapper points the laser to himself as it shoots out an orange laser at him.)
Rapper: Gaah! What the fuck?
(Rapper is surrounded by an orange forcefeild.)
Red: (fires the laser gun at himself as well) Whoa! Tingly!
(Rapper and Red suddenly start shrinking.)
Red: Whoa! The world's getting bigger! Must be a new planet.
Rapper: No you idiot! WE'RE shrinking!
(Rapper and Red continue to shrink until they are about the size of an ant.)
Professor Stick: (looks down at them) I TRIED to warn you.
Red: AAUGH! GIANT! KILL IT!
Rapper: What the fuck happened to us?!
Professor Stick: Well you idiots just fired a shrink ray at yourselves. Now you've become so small.
Red: Wow, I thought you used a grow ray on YOURSELF!
Rapper: Well if we're sooo small, THEN CHANGE US BACK TO NORMAL SIZE!
Professor Stick: Well, err... There is NO antidote. You have to wait at least 24 hours before you grow back.
Red & Rapper: FFFUUUU-
(Cuts to Red and Rapper walking through the city in small size.)
Rapper: Being tiny sucks! People are always almost stepping on us! Now I'll be too small to carry my guns!
Red: How am I suppose to look at naked breasts now?!
Rapper: Uh, man...
Red: Now that your so small, boobs will be so much bigger.
(Red stares in shock.)
Red: Holy shit... YOUR RIGHT!
(Holly comes towards them.)
Red: Hot chick at 12 o'clock!
Rapper: Fuck yeah...
Red: Hold up Rap Crap! Wouldn't Rei find out?
Rapper: I'm tiny as an ant, she'll never know.
Red: Whatever. (runs towards Holly) HEY HOLLY POLLY!
Holly: (looks around) Hmm? What was that?
Red: (shouts) DOWN HERE BITCH!
Holly: (looks down) What the fuck?! RED?! Is that you?!
Red: Does it fucking look like me?
Holly: Why are you so tiny?
Rapper: Professor Dick shrunk us down to size.
Holly: (holds in her laughter) I'm s- s- sorry! (bursts out laughing)
Rapper: What's so funny?!
Holly: You two sound like retarded Chipmunks!
Red: Whatever! Let me see the big circles! (jumps into Holly's bra)
Holly: H- Hey! Get out of there!
Red: No way Bitch! This is Heaven!
Rapper: (in the other bra) You said it dick.
Holly: (laughs) Hey! Hey! Get out of there! (continues laughing) Your idiots are tickling me! (continues laughing)
Red: Whatever you laughed at US. (licks Holly's breast)
Rapper: We should do this more often. (rubs Holly's breast)
Holly: (laughs) GET OUT!
(Red and Rapper jump out.)
Red: Your no fun anyway bitch.
Rapper: Yeah, screw you! (walks away with Red)
Red: Hey Rap Crap, your in for it now!
Rapper: (sees Bruce with the Gang Members) Yup, what luck. (notices Red gone) Red? RED?!
Red: (runs off) So long loser! I'm gonna go find more giant breasts!
Rapper: DAMN IT RED! (sighs) Well, they probably won't see me.
Bruce: (notices Rapper) Hey, what's that?
Gang Member #1: Well we won't know by looking won't we?
Bruce: Hey! I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE! NOT you!
Gang Member #2: Alright! We know! Fuck off!
(Bruce gets closer to Rapper.)
Bruce: (laughs) Look boys! It's Rapper! As an ant!
Rapper: (shouts) SHUT UP YOU FUCKTARD!
(All the members start trying to stomp on Rapper.)
Bruce: (laughs) This is the best moment of my life! Besides meeting Fifi.
(cuts to Red lying in a Woman's Bra covering her breast.)
Red: (sips beer) Aaah, this is the big life. (kisses the boob)
(Rapper comes in all bruised and injured.)
Red: Sup Rap Crap!
Rapper: Do you realise I almost got killed?!
Red: Pfft, I would care less.
Rapper: (growls angrily) When do we turn back to normal?!
Red: I thought you knew.
Rapper: NO! I don't!
Red: But I'm not ready to turn back to big size! I LOVE giant boobs!
Rapper: Dude, if we don't get out in time we're gonna-
(Red and Rapper suddenly instantly grow back to normal size, ripping open the Woman's bra as she screams.)
Woman: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Red: Later bitch! (runs off with Rapper)
(All the boys around the woman all stare at her.)
Red: (whines) I wish I was still an ant size!
Rapper: (glares) Fuck that, I've got some bastards to smash... (storms off)
(After Rapper walks away, Red suddenly fires a shrink ray at himself.)