After Red mistakes a laxative for peppermint candy, he spends his night on the toilet. His friend Kyle stays over with Blue for the whole night. But it doesn't go so well... For Blue, that is.
|Air date||June 9th 2013|
|Location||Red and Blue's Apartment|
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(Red is playing Flame War while eating a bowl of candy)
Red: *easlily finishes* Hell no!
Blue: That's all
Red: Why can't you buy some more?
Blue: Because I don't want to waste my money on something shitty as that.
Red: Come on, bitch! *sees a bowl of medicine* *gasp* I SEE MY CANDY!
Blue: Wait no dude, that isn't candy!
Red: *eats one* TASTE LIKE PEPPERMINT!!
Blue: No you faggot! That's laxative medicine!
Red: What's the difference? Um.. I need to go, BAD. *leaves to bathroom*
- 2 minutes later*
Red: *in bathroom* I need more toilet rolls.
Blue: I had a new one in there.
Red: I finished it.
Blue: What?! *throws another roll through the door*
Blue: Come in!
Kyle: HEY BITCH!
Blue: *nervously* Hi! *quietly* FUCK!!
Kyle: IMMA FUCK ALL OF YOU NOOBS!
Blue: please leave me alone...
Kyle: CAN I SLEEP OVER WITH YOU?
Kyle: I can kill Greg's List.
Blue: Bring your sleeping bag, bitch
(Later that night)
Kyle: Let's play pinata mayhem!
Blue: Um.. what the hell is that?
Kyle: it's a game, DUH
Blue: How do we play?
Kyle: Hand me a bat I have to hit the pinata!
Blue: OK, but I don't have a pinata so we can't play
Kyle: Then we use plan B, you asshole!
Blue: *gulp* Uh.. we can always play tag!
Kyle: Hasta la vista, Dick! RAGGHHH! *wears blindfold, runs maniacally and tries to hit blue*
Kyle: *instead hits a bunch of vases and mirrors*
Blue: WHAT?! That isn't me!
Kyle: Haha! Nice try! *hitting the fridge and pictures and breaks the TV*
Blue: WHAT THE HELL MAN?!
Red: *still in the bathroom* What's going on? I hear music!
Blue: You asshole! It isn't music!
Kyle: *finally gets Blue and hits him in the place he would least likely want to get hit in*
Blue: *eyes expand* OOOOOOF!
Kyle: *takes blindfold off* Yay! I won!
(scene transitions as Kyle is acting ridiculous and breaking expensive stuff anround the apartment while Blue is always cleaning up his mess.)
Kyle: IT'S MIDNIGHT!
Blue: *terroized* I KNOW. *rolls eyes*
Kyle: You know what THAT means?
Blue: Oh please no...
Kyle: SUCK MY DI-