|Small Little Elf|
|Season 2, Episode 9|
Get a Clue Like Us
(Oboes and Violet land on top of C.J's giant head.)
C.J: HAHAHA! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING UP THERE?
(Oboes runs towards his face and jumps, and lands on his nose. She kicks him in the eye, causing him to stumble.)
C.J: HOLY SHIT THAT HURT!
Violet: It's gonna hurt worse when I get down there!
C.J: OH I BET!
(Violet jumps into C.J's eyelid.)
C.J: OH IT BURNS!
(Meanwhile, inside C.J's eye...)
Violet: Okay, I need to cut the cord that connects the eye to the brain...
(C.J slips his hand into his eyelid, pulling out Violet, and causing a massive river of blood to come pouring out.)
C.J: HOLY JESUS IT HURTS SO MUCH!
(Oboes jumps off C.J:)
Violet: OBOES! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?
Oboes: You'll see!
(Violet, in desperation, starting beating on him.)
C.J: YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T HURT ME RIGHT?
Violet: Yeah, I just wanted to try something.
(Oboes flies back up to the top of C.J's head, and hands Violet a katana.)
Violet: Aw yeah! This is what I'm talking about!
(Violet and Oboes thrust their katanas into C.J's head, and begin running down the side, still slicing through him. They land on the ground, leaving a gigantic line running through his back. Unable to walk anymore, C.J falls to the ground, leaving the in ruins. C.J then slowly changes back to his normal form.)
C.J: Well...It looks like...you...got me...
Violet: Sure as hell we did!
(Oboes and Violet jump in the air, and they high-five.)
C.J: Never mention that fools name again...nothing good will come from it...
(C.J throws a gray pill on the ground, and he disappears.)
Oboes: Well, I'm glad that's over.
Violet: Let's go get some tacos.
Oboes: But tacos make me gassy.
Violet: Like that?