|Small Penis Advantages|
|Season 1, Episode 5|
Blue's Guide to Virginity
Derek Strikes Back
(We begin this adventure with Red sleeping in bed.)
Red: *snore* Oh, hey! I didn't see ya there. Whadda'ya here for? Oh yeah. You got a lecture from Blue right? Well I'm gonna give you my own lecture. Do you have a small dick? I bet you do. I don't wanna look though, because that's gay. And I ain't gay, aight? Well, I'mma tell you how to live with a small dick. So listen up, beetches!
(Red is now in bed with Stacy.)
Stacy: *huff* *huff* Okay...that was really good.
Red: You know it baby!
Stacy: Should I get us some beers?
Red: Hard vodka! Vodka! Vodka! Vodka!
Stacy and Red: VODKA! VODKA! VODKA!
Red: GET IT BITCH.
Stacy: Alright, I'll get it.
Red(narrator): As you expected, I just had sex. And it was awesome!
Red(narrator): But just be careful. If your dick is small, your lady will be turned off.
Stacy: I'm back! I got da'vodka!
Red: See, this is why you're my bitch.
Stacy: You can make me your bitch one more time~.
Red: Alright! Let's get it on!
Red(narrator): When you have a small dick, make sure to wear protection.
Stacy: Oh yeah! Ugnh! Harder!
Red(narrator): Once you're at the moaning phase, DON'T STOP.
Red: Aw yeah!
(Oh, he came.)
Red(narrator): Welp, thats all I got to teach you. I hope you've enjoyed my little lecture. Bye bitches!