Sportacus posing like a boss
|Friends||Squidward, MePhone4, Bill Cosby|
|Enemies||Herobrine, the Wiggles, Caillou|
|favorite game||Amazing World|
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." - Sportacus when someone fucks with him
Sportacus is the most MLG being in the Dick Figures world. He was in all of the Smash Brothers games, including a scrapped one called Super Smash Brothers Strife. The reason Super Smash Brothers Strife was scrapped was because Yoshi was test-playing it and couldn't find the start button and punched the television in anger. ZOMG, he got so pissed that Shigeru Miyamoto sent him to the Calm-Down Corner.
Who is Sportacus?
Why the hell are you asking me this question? Just read this page for the answer, you lazy prick. Anyway, Sportacus is a white guy. He looks like your average Caucasian dude, right?
-screen shakes as a loud voice is heard- WRONG!
You know how before I said not to fuck with Bill Cosby, right? Well, you don't want to fuck with Sportacus, either. He was in all of the Smash Brothers games because he was such a hardcore fighter. All the ten-year-old boys play as Sportacus when they play Smash Brothers because they know how MLG he is. They worship him like he's a god or something, and at night they hide under their covers and masturbate to him. It's kind of creepy.
- As OP as he is, he can't defeat Herobrine.