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Genres

Comedy, Action, Drama

Created by

ionix

Written by

ionix

Original release

June 24, 2013 - August 2015

No. of Seasons

5 (6 planned)

No. of episodes

56

Summary

Sticks (originally Dick Sticks) is a animated comedy series created ionix. The series premiered on June 24, 2013 and ended on August 2015. The series is known for its bizarre humor, down-to-earth characters and unannounced hiatuses, 5 of them total, 3 of which appear in the 5th season.



Series Overview

Season Episodes Season Premiere Season Finale Download date
Dick Sticks
1 12 June 24, 2013 July 5, 2013 July 20, 2014
2 12 July 7, 2013 April 13, 2014
3 12 June 19, 2014 July 14, 2014
4 12 July 20, 2014 August 11, 2014 August 17, 2014
5 12 October 25, 2014 TBA July 12, 2015 (Episodes 1-7) TBA (Episodes 8-12)
Sticks (cancelled)
6 12 TBA TBA

Season 1

Episode # Episode Title Air Date Synopsis
1 Blue 65 June 24, 2013 The series premiere! Yeah!
2 Big Snack June 24, 2013 Red is hungry.
3 Winner's Gambit June 24, 2013 Derek meets up with Sylvia.
4 Blue's Guide to Virginity June 25, 2013 Blue teaches you about being a virgin.
5 Small Penis Advantages June 25, 2013 Red teaches you about having a small dick.
6 Derek Strikes Back  (Part 1) June 26, 2013 Derek's back!
7 Derek Makes a Return (Part 2) June 27, 2013 Derek's back! Again!
8 A Small Step for Sex (Part 1) June 29, 2013 Blue and Red goes to space.
9 We're Spacemen! (Part 2) July 1, 2013 Blue and Red return home.
10 Fightin' Chicks (Part 1) July 2, 2013 The VAGINA Squad busts their chops.
11 Sausagefest July 3, 2013 Remember Real Dude Bros Night Man? Here it is again.
12 Metal Gear Hardening (Part 2) July 5, 2013 The VAGINA Squad returns.

Season 2

Episode # Episode Title Air Date Synopsis
1 Coffee Time July 7, 2013 Red and Blue go on a double date at a cafe.
2 A Day with Lord Tourettes July 9, 2013 Oh god...
3 WWDD? November 8, 2013 What would Derek do?
4 Oboes Bi, the Karate Master November 27, 2013 Meet Oboes Bi!
5 The Chicks are Just Cool December 7, 2013 The VAGINA Squad goes on a new mission.
6 JK-47 December 9, 2013 Red and Derek fuck around for a bit.
7 Buxom Battles (Part 1) December 11, 2013 Part one! Oboes and Violet suit up for battle.
8 Get a Clue Like Us (Part 2) December 18, 2013 Part two! The girls come across an elf.
9 Small Little Elf (Part 3) December 24, 2013 Part three! THE ELF IS PISSED!
10 Phosphorus Bromide April 10, 2014 Remember JK-47? Like that, but a little more chill.
11 MMXIV: The Musical April 13, 2014 Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
12 Anticlimax April 13, 2014 Let Derek make you believe what he wants you to believe.

Season 3

Episode # Episode Title Air Date Synopsis
1 Words Are Forever (Part 1) June 19, 2014 Oboes Bi meets back up with C.J. Elf.
2 Native Tongue (Part 2) June 20, 2014 Elf politics!
3 He Bleeds White June 23, 2014 Samuel wants to jack off.
4 LEZ II: The Overbearing June 24, 2014 Dick Sticks is one year old! Woo!
5 2% June 26, 2014 Red gets some milk.
6 The Everyman (Part 1) July 2, 2014 Derek's a dad.
7 Darker and Edgier (and Sluttier) (Part 2) July 3, 2014 VAGINA improves their image.
8 Morons from Another Dimension! July 7, 2014 Remember We're Spacemen? The sequel is here!
9 Blue and Red: Uh... (Part 1) July 9, 2014 Red wants to hang out with Blue, when Blue has plans with Pink.
10 Playmates (Part 2) July 11, 2014 Blue meets the elven race (this is still a thing?).
11 Loophole Ouroboros (Part 3) July 11, 2014 Blue travels through dimensions.
12 Stultus Cadet July 14, 2014 The beginning to the movie!

Season 4

Episode # Episode Title Air Date Synopsis
1 What About Yesterday? July 20, 2014 Movie!
2 Dreams of a Distant Past July 22, 2014
3 Make it or Break it July 24, 2014
4 Unholy Spirits July 26, 2014
5 Delight of the Vengeance Queen July 28, 2014
6 The Trail of the Dead July 30, 2014
7 Back on Track August 1, 2014
8 Yesterday is History August 3, 2014
9 Organic Weed Farms August 5, 2014
10 The First Necromancer August 7, 2014
11 Memories of Lives Gone August 9, 2014
12 What About Today? August 11, 2014

Season 5

Episode # Episode Title Air Date Synopsis
1 Chilled Sodas October 25, 2014 Red and Blue chill on the beach.
2 Fifty Times Around December 11, 2014 Dick Sticks' 50th Episode Spectacular!
3 The All Nighters December 12, 2014 New characters!
4 Fangasm December 13, 2014 The VAGINA Squad sees The All Nighters.
5 ASDF December 17, 2014 The VAGINA Squad gets a special message.
6 School's In (Part 1) February 8, 2015 Flashback! Derek and friends in high school.
7 Cancelled July 12, 2015 It's over. It's done. NOTE: This is the canonical ending to Dick Sticks. Everything afterwards is before this episode.
8 Life's a Bitch, Bro (Part 2) August 11, 2015 Derek and Olivia hook up.
9 Auto-Tuned Out August 2015 The All Nighters enter an auto-tune contest.
10 Fwee (Part 1) August 2015 Nicole gets a message. NOTE: This is the series finale in terms of airdate.
11 No More Time (Part 2) August 2015 (planned) The DICKS and VAGINA Squads respond to the message.
12 Arrival (Part 3) August 2015 (planned) They're here...

Season 6 (Sticks)

A Season 6 was planned, but ionix once again lost interest in Dick Sticks, thus leaving the series unfinished, and without a sixth season.

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