Thankful for the turkey
|Written by||Alpha-LoneWolf and YoshiRocker13|
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Blue celebrates Thanksgiving with his family, but has some uninvited guests.
Blue: I am going to make my family the best turkey for Thanksgiving.
Blink: Yay turkey.
Pink: Thank you so much Blue
Blue: Just let me get this set up. (goes into the kitchen)
Red: (breaks though the kitchen window) Ninja!
Blue: RED! What the fuck Man!? Can't you see I'm about to make a Turkey!?
Red: (looks at the turkey) This turkey isn't even properly made yet! It's missing a whole bunch of stuff!
Stacy: (climbs through the broken window) Wow nice door Blue.
Blue: WILL YOU IDIOTS GET OUT!? This is a FAMILY Thanksgiving!
Red: (Starts pouring vodka on the turkey) Time to get this bird drunk.
Blue: (pushes Red away) You can't put Vodka on the Turkey! What about Blink!?
(turkey burps out the neck)
Red: It will put hair on his chest,
Stacy: (licks over the turkey while rubbing her breasts over it) Mmm, tastes good so far.
Pink: (calls from the other room) Blue! Is everything okay?
Blue: (quickly moves Red and Stacy out) Err, everything is fine honey! (laughs nervously)
Red: Wait, I want the wish bone!
Blue: Get out! (pushes Red out the window)
(Red's scream is heard as he falls out as Blue quickly shuts the window)
Pink: (calls from the other room) Blue how is the turkey?
Blue: (calls) It's fine honey! (quickly scrubs off the vodka and breast marks the Turkey) God damn it!
(there is a knock on the door)
Blue: (looks through the peephole) Yes?
(the door is kicked open and Red comes in with Stacy)
Red: You dick, let us in to eat!
Stacy: Some people are so rude.
Blue: The turkey is for my family! Not you idiots!
(Stacy and Red sit at the table)
Pink: What are you doing here!?
Red: Free country beeatch!
Blue: I told you idiots! GET OUT!! NOW!!!
Stacy: This hungry is bitch!
Stacy and Red: We want food! We want food! We want food!
Red: We want sex! oh wait that's for later.
Blue: (growls in anger) FINE! But if you fucktards mess ONE thing up, YOUR OUTTA HERE!!! UNDERSTAND!!?
Red: Pfft. Don't be such a puss about it. You won't even notice us here. (drinks a bottle of vodka)
Stacy: (Adjusting her bra at Pink) Does this bra make my boobs look fat?
Pink: Stop doing that in front of Blink! (covers his eyes)
Blink: Ooh! The world's gone dark!
Blue: This is a good reason I need you idiots out of here!
Red: We didn't mess anything up so eat it dumbass.
Blue: I mean stop performing adult stuff in front of Blink!
Stacy: My boobs are hungry.
Red: You only said not to mess things up so you lose.
Blue: No- I mean- (screams in anger)
Pink: I'll just get earplugs for Blink. We aren't going to let them ruin our thanksgiving.
Blue: Good idea.
(Later Red and Stacy are making out while they wait for the food. Pink turns Blink away from seeing them)
Pink: (groans) Is the turkey almost done Blue?
Blue: Just about.
Red: Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.
Blue: Done! (puts the turkey on the table)
Blink: Oooh! Yummy! (prepares to eat some)
Pink: (takes out Blink's earplugs) We should say what we are thankful for.
Blue: Your right we should.
Pink: I am thankful for our beautiful family.
Blue: Same here.
Blink: I am thankful for my two favourite people, my mommy and daddy!
Pink: Aw thank you Blink.
Stacy: I'm thankful for sex.
Pink: (sarcastic) Nice one Stacy.
Red: (comes in with an active chain saw) I'm thankful for turkey. LET'S EAT!!! (Starts cutting the turkey with the chain saw)
(Pink and Blink screams in fear)
Blink: DON'T HURT ME!!!
Blue: GOD DAMMIT RED!!!
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