|The Chicks are Just Cool|
|Season 2, Episode 5|
Oboes Bi, the Karate Master
Violet: God, I'm so goddamn bored.
Nicole: We have food!
(Violet runs over to the fridge and opens it, stuffing food in her mouth.)
Violet (muffled): Why didbn't you telb me this beforb?
Nicole: Because I knew you would eat it all?
Absinthe: Hey, we have a crap-ton of food left in you pantry.
Amy: What are we going to do today?
Georgia (in her head): Please say nothing, please say nothing!
Georgia: HELL YEAH!
(All of the girls look at her.)
Absinthe: Wow. That's probably the only thing I've heard from you in like, two weeks.
Georgia: I...only speak when I want to...
Amy: Well we knew that.
Ianthe: I'm gonna go sleep.
Nicole: So Absinthe, have you heard anything from the DICKS?
Absinthe: Not yet. That mission we sent them on was pretty harsh...
Nicole: Hopefully they'll come back okay.
(Suddenly, their TV turns on, with a transmission from the DICKS.)
Samuel: Hey VAGINA squad!
Absinthe: Sam! How's the terrorist raiding going?
Samuel: Pretty well! We captured the main man, now we're gassing the whole place. We had to evacuate.
Amy: Sounds awesome! Can we see the building?
(Sam pans his camera the building, showing a wrecked, gassed facility.)
Amy: Dude, you destroyed the place.
Samuel: Well a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Absinthe: Where are the other members?
Samuel: Oh, they're getting rid of the bodies.
Absinthe: Can you transmit the other members?
(The TV turns to static, changing back to Derek's view.)
Derek: Hey Amy. I'm by the river right now, disposing these stupid dead bodies.
Amy: What about the main man that Sam was talking about?
Derek (nervous): Uh...he's...
Amy: Don't tell me he's still alive!
Derek: He's not! We just left him...in the wreckage.
Amy: Dammit Derek! You know with their technology they can bring him back to life, right?!
Derek: We'll dispose of his body once the gas is cleared, okay?
Amy: Fine. Just stay on task.
(She turns off the TV.)
Amy: *sigh*...Man, I am so bored.
Violet: Hey, that's my line!