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The Flappy Gang
Flappy Gang
"FUCK THIS GAME!"
Air date March 4th, 2014
Written by YoshiRocker13
Directed by YoshiRocker13
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Summary

Bruce and his gang bet to see who can get the highest score in Flappy Bird. And boy is it going to be madness.

Characters

Transcript

(Bruce and his gang members were sitting in the street looking bored, one of the gang members were using a phone)

Gang Member #2: Come on man! It's my turn to use the iPhone!

Gang Member #1: NO! I've only been on here for 5 minutes! Plus there's a bunch of games I want to play!

Gang Member #3: Games are for babies.

Gang Member #2: Hey bro, gimme that phone for a minute.

Gang Member #1: NO!

Gang Member #2: Come on, just a quick moment.

Gang Member #1: FINE!

Bruce: You idiots better stop messing around on my phone!

Gang Member #3: I thought this was our phone to share!

Bruce: NO! I'm the boss! And I demand you idiots give me the phone! Or I'll send you the Old Folks Home again!

Gang Member #2: Uh just a minute boss! (quickly downloads a game) Here.

(Bruce snatches the phone)

Bruce: Gimme that!

(The phone shows the game "Flappy Bird")

Bruce: What the fuck is this?!

Gang Member #1: (snickers) It's a game. You should play it.

Bruce: (groans) Fine! I have nothing better to do anyway!

(Bruce begins playing the game but dies right at the start)

Bruce: What the fuck?!

Gang Member #1: Your suppose to tap on the screen to make the bird fly.

Bruce: Smartass...

(Bruce reaches the score of 1)

Bruce: FUCK!

(The gang members laugh)

Bruce: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Gang Member #1: You can't even beat that game!

Bruce: IT'S REALLY HARD!

Gang Members #1: (snickers) Keep trying!

Bruce: YOUR NOT THE BOSS AROUND HERE! (turns the phone off and is about to leave)

Gang Member #2: So you prove your a noob and can't beat a little game? HAH! We could beat your ass anytime soon.

(Bruce shakes in anger)

Bruce: FINE! Whoever gets the highest score in this dumb game, the losers are his servents for the day!

Gang Members 1, 2, 3: DEAL!

(Bruce plays the game and reaches a score of 6)

Bruce: GAAAAAH!

Gang Member #1: My turn!

Bruce: NO! IT'S YOUR TURN WHEN I SAY IT'S YOUR TURN!

Gang Member #1: Fine.

(Bruce reaches the score of 1 again)

Bruce: WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD!?!

(Bruce reaches the score of 3)

Bruce: (pissed) FUUUUUCK!!!

Bitchess: (watches) Eesh that bitch must be on a period. (walks away laughing)

Bruce: SHUT UP!

(Bruce reaches a score of 15)

Bruce: HAH! Win!

Gang Member #1: Alright boss, my turn.

(Gang Member #1 reaches a score of 36)

Gang Member #1: Boom! Beat that!

Bruce: FUCK!

(Gang Member #2 reaches the score of 61)

Bruce: IMPOSSIBLE!

Gang Member #3: Guess now it's my turn bitches.

(Gang Member #3 reaches a score of 100)

Bruce: GIVE ME THAT!

(Bruce gets a score of 1)

Bruce: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

(The gang members laugh hysterically)

Bruce: SHUT UP!!!

Gang Member #1: You should have seen the look on your face!

Gang Member #2: Glad I filmed it.

Gang Member #3: Well you guys have to do my chores for the day now!

Rapper: I don't think so.

All: RAPPER?!

Rapper: Give me that. Let me show you pussies how it's done.

Bruce: (snickers) I bet he's gonna lose.

(Rapper reaches a score of 943)

Rapper: (puts 8-bit glasses on) WIN!

All: (except Rapper) FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

(END)

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