|The Last Laugh|
(Coughs) That is unusual.
|Written by||AndrewBrauer, YoshiRocker13, and Mdkid663|
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Rare learns that her laughter will lead to her dying in 24 hours, unless she can find a solution.
(Blink is sitting on the floor watching TV while Rare was on the couch behind him, reading a book, wearing slippers with her regular clothes)
Rare: (Thinks) Blink is awfully quiet.
(Blink remains quiet while watching TV)
Rare: You bored Blink?
Blink: (Sighs) Yeah... there's nothing on tv. (Turns it off)
Rare: Well... (Kicks her slippers off as she puts her feet behind Blink)
Blink: (While being tickled by Rare's feet) That tickles!
Rare: My feet can do more than be used to walk. (Giggles)
Blink: Oh, now it's on! (Grabs Rare's ankles and tickles her feet)
Rare: (Laughs) That... is... so great!! (Starts coughing)
Blink: Are you okay?
Rare: (Coughs) No, it's... (Coughs more) It's nothing. I don't know, that was unusual.
Rare: Maybe it was the laughing, I'll try to control myself.
Blink: Okay. (gets his fingers closer to Rare's feet) Should I continue?
(Rare nods as Blink continues tickling Rare's feet, she tries to not laugh, but is having a hard time as tears come out of her eyes)
Rare: (Laughs) I can't help it! (Coughs)
(Rare continues laughing, but she lets out air instead of laughter)
Blink: Rare! Are you okay?!
(Shawn hears Blink and Rare and heads to them, as Rare starts gasping for air, Shawn knocks on the door)
Blink: RARE! Are you okay?!
Rare: (Coughing) Get... the... door! (Continues gasping for air)
(Blink opens the door to let Shawn in)
Blink: Doggy man! Rare's in trouble!
(Rare continues to gasp, to the point where she can't get up)
Blink: RAAARE! (runs to her)
Shawn: I'll try something.
Rare: (Coughing) Anything... please!!
(Shawn tries to perform CPR on Rare)
Blink: What's wrong with her?!
Shawn: I think she lost her laughter!
(Shawn carries Rare and rushes her to the hospital, where she is then seen with a doctor)
Doctor: Alright ma'am, the problem is, that you seem to have lost your laughter.
Doctor: Unless you can find a cure in 24 hours, but if not... You will die.
Rare: (Gasp) That's impossible.
(Rare walks out and meets up with Shawn and Blink)
Blink: What did the doctor say?
Rare: Oh... nothing, I'm fine Blink.
Blink: Are you sure?!
Rare: Yes, now I have to talk to... Doggy man. (Points to Shawn)
Blink: (gulps) Maybe I should go. If it's very bad, I don't wanna hear it.
Rare: Well, my bodyguards can take you back to my mansion, and I'll meet you there.
Blink: Okay. (The bodyguards take Blink back to her mansion)
Shawn: (To Rare) He said, if you don't get her laughter back in 24 hours... you'll die?
Rare: How do you know?
Shawn: The doctor told me that.
Rare: (To Shawn) Please help me!
Shawn: Wait a minute, why should I help you after what you did with Blue and Pink?
Rare: (Sighs) Because, this isn't just for me, this is for Blink, he loves me.
Shawn: Alright, I know I'm not good at this, but I'll try.
Rare: Oh thank you, but how can you help?
Shawn: How about some viral videos?
Rare: How will that help?
Shawn: Usually people see them as very funny.
Rare: I don't think Viral Videos will give me back my laughter,
Shawn: Oh okay, I'll see what I can do
Rare: Maybe someone with a medical cure can save me
(Shows a montage of Shawn trying to get Rare's laugher back but everything wasn't a success at all, it then cuts to Shawn and Rare at a couch)
Rare: (Coughs) Nothing is working, and the day is almost over!
Shawn: (thinks to himself) Man! There's gotta be something!
Rare: Look, I think now I should spend some time with Blink, and (Sighs) Tell him the truth.
Blink: (to the Bodyguards) Do you guys like Hide and Seek?!
(The Bodyguards look annoyed, Rare walks in)
Rare: (Coughs) Hey Blink.
Blink: So what happened?
Rare: (Sighs) Listen, the truth is, that... (Coughs) I'm not gonna pull through, I'm dying.
Blink: (becomes very upset) WHAT?!
Rare: (Kneels down to Blink) I'm sorry, but it's true. (Coughs)
Blink: I don't want you to die! I love you auntie Rare!
Shawn: It is the truth.
Rare: I love you too, but there's nothing I can do.
Blink: (sheds a tear) I understand.
(Blink then hugs Rare, where Blink cries as he hugs Rare)
Blink: This is all my fault! I shouldn't have tickled you so much!
(Blink's tears then land on Rare's face and she stops coughing)
Rare: (Surprised) What the... I've stopped coughing!
Blink: Hu- Huh?! But how?!
Rare: I don't know, it must have been a miracle.
Blink: Maybe you just need a drink of water.
Rare: Or maybe it was the tears from you that cured me!
Blink: What? How does that even work?! Oh it doesn't matter! I'm just glad your not dying! (hugs her)
Rare: (Starts crying) Me too!
Blink: (sighs) So what should we do now auntie Rare?
Rare: I don't know, but I think it's your turn for a little tickling! (Starts tickling Blink's armpits)
Blink: H- Hey! Come on! That's not fair! (Laughs)
Rare: (Giggles) Why?
Blink: IT JUST ISN'T! Come on! (continues laughing)
Rare: Well, your laughing, so technically, it is fair!
Blink: (laughs) Stop it! (suddenly starts coughing)
Rare: Blink! Are you okay?
(Blink nods, as he takes the opportunity to tickle Rare's feet)
Rare: Ah man! He got me!
- We learn that Blink's tears may cure someone from dying.