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HungryGrox got drunk and now came up with something called "masterdrink". Now he thinks Stick775 has some in his coffee filled thermos.
(Stick775 sits in the backyard drinking a cup of coffee with a thermos filled with coffee next to him)
HungryGrox: (Runs up to Stick with a cup in his hand) STICK!
HungryGrox: I saw that (points at thermos) you had some masterdrink in that thermos
HungryGrox: Yeah, could I have some?
Stick775: Uh... sure
(Stick serves the coffee in the cup and gives it to Grox)
HungryGrox: Wait, what are you doing?
Stick775: I am giving you some "masterdrink".
HungryGrox: Stick, that's not masterdrink. Do you think you can fool me?!
HungryGrox: I WANTED THE MASTERDRINK!
Stick775: But there is "masterdrink" in both cups, what are you talking about?
HungryGrox: (Points at Stick's cup) There is masterdrink in your cup! But there is coffee in my cup!
Stick775: But Grox, it's the same thi-
HungryGrox: NO! THIS IS COFFEE STICK, AND THAT IS MASTERDRINK!
Stick775: I came outside because I want to relax from our misadventures. And now you come out here in my calm moment and make new problems.
HungryGrox: (Almost starts crying) BUT I REALLY WANT THE MASTERDRINK! I LOVE MASTERDRINK!
(Stick looks annoyed and stares at HungryGrox)
Stick775: Masterdrink? Where the fuck did you get that from? Who taught you that?
(HungryGrox throws the cup of coffee on the ground)
HungryGrox: FUCK YOU! (Starts screaming in anger)
Stick775: There you wasted the coffee and you wont get anymore!
HungryGrox: I WANT MORE COFFEE STICK!!! I WANT MORE!!!
Stick775: I ALREADY GAVE YOU SO- I do not have any masterdrink!
(HungryGrox pulls out a knife)
HungryGrox: I am going to kill you!
(HungryGrox hits Stick with the handle of the knife)
HungryGrox: GIVE ME (Cuts him in the arm) THE (Pulls out a gun and hits Stick with the handle of it) MASTERDRINK!
(Stick775 hits him in the head with the cup of coffee, knocking Grox out. Then Stick continues to drink more coffee)