|The New Hero|
|Air date||May 2013|
|Other episodes by the author|
The Nerd meets Rapper
Red & Blue find out that their old arch nemesis Earl Gray is back to cause havoc to the city. So off go Batman & The Bloser (still boring name) to stop him. But they may not be the only heroes out to stop Earl Gray.
- Earl Gray
- Gerald Butler
(Red, Blue & Rapper are all in a bar)
Red: I'm just so bored!
Blue: Sometimes I wish something exciting would happen.
(suddenly the bartender turns gray and collapses)
Red: NOO! NOT MY BEER!
Blue: Shut up! (to bartender) Are you alright? How did you....?
Bartender: (slowly dying) I think he's back. That gray bastard.
Red: What gray bastard!? Broseph!? (pulls out gun) That fucktard!
Bartender: No! Earl Gray!
Rapper: Who... is Earl Gray?
Blue: An old villain who tried to turn everything black and white.
Red: (to bartender) Not to worry! We'll get Batman.
Bartender: (slowly dying) G......good. (dies)
Red: He's dead.
Blue: Just like my heart.
Red: Shut Up! We gotta go! Comin' Rapper?
Rapper: Nah. I'll stay here.
(shows a building with Red narrating)
Red: (narrating) Crime strikes once again in this harmless city. But even those villians can be so cruel to the world. But where there's a villian, there's one hero ready to fuck them up! Me.
(shows Batman with Bloser standing next to him)
Bloser: And me! Bloser!
Batman: Still worst name ever
Bloser: As if there's any other name worst than mine!
Batman: Shush! I'm picking something up with my hyper hearing! (a window crash is heard) I can hear it!
Bloser: I can hear it too asshole!
Batman: It came from the bank! LET"S GO! (flies off)
Bloser: Screw my life. (walks off)
(time lapse, shows Batman and Bloser entering the bank)
Batman: This bank has been totally ruined.
Bloser: Just like my life.
Batman: Shut up Bloser! (gasps) The ancient diamond has been stolen!
Bloser: It could only be the villian himself!
Batman: Nah it's just a butler. (shows a butler laughing)
Bloser: No! What I meant was Earl Gray sent a butler to do this!
Butler: Better stay back wankers! (pulls out an electrifyer)
(suddenly two orange arms twist the butler's neck)
Bloser: What the fuck!?
Batman: Show yourself!
SuperRap: Name's SuperRap.
Batman: (laughs) And I thought Bloser's name was bad!
Bloser: Shut Up!
(Suddenly SuperRap uses a string and grabs Batman's neck with it)
SuperRap: Don't make me cut your head off with this!
Batman: No! I'm sorry! (SuperRap lets go)
SuperRap: Your lucky I didn't rip off your head and put it on my wall. (crashed through window and flies off)
Batman: Damn! He got away!
Bloser: Dude! Don't you remember when we met the Lone Wolf?
Bloser: He was also trying to stop Earl Gray! We gotta head to Earl Grey's Warehouse!
Batman: Let's go! (flies off)
Bloser: I'm sick of him doing that. (runs off)
(scene cuts to Earl Gray)
Earl Gray: Splendid! Now that we have this diamond we can use my new colour-takeawayer and spread it out to the world with this diamond!
Gerald Butler: Colour-takeawayer is such a stupid name.
Earl Gray: Oh will you just shut up!? It's hard thinking of brilliant name.
(suddenly Earl Gray's diamond is taken from him)
Earl Gray: What in grey dazes!?
(Earl Gray sees a shadow on his ceiling)
Earl Gray: (scared) Goodness! Please don't hurt me!
Gerald Butler: Seriously!?
Earl Gray: Oh uh I mean... (pulls out his sword) Back off you fiend!
(the figure also takes Earl Gray's sword and jumps down from the ceilling. The figure is SuperRap)
Earl Gray: GAAH!!
SuperRap: Better give back the diamond mate! (pulls out his two swords) Before I make blood splurt out of your face!
Earl Gray: GO! TAKE IT! (gives SuperRap the diamond) JUST DON'T KILL ME!!! (runs off)
(suddenly Batman & Bloser arrive)
Batman: Hey! It's you!
(SuperRap flies off)
Batman: He got away!
Bloser: But he defeated Earl Gray and got back the diamond!
Batman: (pissed) Well for once he was the hero...
Bloser: Oh brother.
(shows Rapper at the bar and Red & Blue come in)
Red: Rapper! You won't believe what just happened!
Rapper: You have no idea. (winks at the camera)