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The Night of Eleven Boobs
Air date 7-1-14
Written by AndrewBrauer & Mdkid663
Directed by AndrewBrauer
Location Earl Grey's Mansion
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Transcript

(Jade and Violet are at a dirty, Mexican market, looking around)

Jade: I always love coming here, the people here are my kind.

(A cock fight is going on in the background between two chickens)

Violet: I see.

Jade: I wonder if they have any tacos or...

(They see a man selling bags with brownies in them)

Violet: Brownies?

Jade: Looks like it. (They walk over to the man)

Man: You two amigas gusta brownies?

Both: Yes.

Man: Okay, here's a free sample. (Gives them each a bag of small brownies)

Violet: Can't hurt to try. (smells the brownies first)

Jade: Yeah, I'm hungry.

(They both eat a brownie and feel lightheaded)

Violet: Wow, I feeling weird right now.

Jade: These taste good. (They eat two more brownies, and suddenly see a marijuana leaf sticker on the bags)

Violet: What the-!? Goddammit!

Jade: (Laughs) This night just got more fun.

Violet: Hey, hey, hey, that light bulb is talking to us. (points to a light bulb)

Jade: What is it saying?

Violet: It said... You two are beautiful women....

Jade: (Giggles) Yep.

(Jade and Violet walk out of the market and into the street)

Jade: Do you see spaceships Viola?

Violet: No... Alien armadas...

Jade: Maybe our boobs can crush them.

Violet: Really? How?

Jade: Try and grab the alien armadas with your boobs, duh!

Violet: Okay! Okay! (tries to grab them)

Jade: Our tits are too tiny, we need breast implants!

Violet: How can we get them!?

(The two see Eleven walking out of a sex shop)

Jade: Maybe he can help.

Eleven: .......

Jade: (Points to Eleven) Your eleven right?

Eleven: (nods) ......

Jade: Me and my friend Violet want to make are boobs, lethal weapons.

Eleven: ......?

Violet: We want to destroy an alien armada.

Jade: That's what she said.

Eleven: How?

Jade: (Shocked) You can talk?

Eleven: (facepalms) YES! I can talk.

Jade: But where's your mouth? (Puts her hands all over Eleven's face)

Eleven: That's for me to know, (slaps get arms away) and for you to find out.

Jade: Can you make tits big?

Eleven: Yeah?

Jade: Me and Viola want big tits to crush anything.

Eleven: Your kidding right. Fine. (snaps his fingers three times)

(Violet's and Jade's breasts began to grow larger and larger)

Jade: Whoa! Can you handle the boobie weight Violet?

(Violet easily lifts up her breasts)

Violet: Does this answer your question?

Jade: Well then I... (Her breasts fall on Eleven's crotch)

Eleven: (facepalms) .....

Jade: Wow! I almost crushed your dick!

(Eleven's dick went up from Jade's breasts)

Jade: Nevermind, it's fine. (Gets up) what should we crush first Violet?

Violet: How about that group of gang members.

Jade: Good idea. (They walk up to the gang members)

Violet: Hey boys

Gang Member One: What do you want bitch?

Violet: This! (crushes the gang member with her breasts)

Jade: And this! (Punches the rest of the gang members with her breasts)

(Violet smashes the gang members underneath)

Jade: Wow! These boobs are powerful.

Violet: No shit! What else should we test these on?

Jade: Crush someone so that we can get what we want.

Violet: You, have read my mind.

Jade: Who should we torture with our boobs?

Violet: How about Earl GAY?

Jade: PERFECT!!

(Violet and Jade head off to find Earl Grey)

(Earl Grey is shown walking outside of his mansion and sees Jade and Violet approaching him)

Earl Grey: What do you two whores want?

Violet: Yo! Earl! We want your money!

Earl Grey: (Laughs) No. (Walks back inside his mansion)

(Violet breaks down the door with her giant breasts)

Earl Grey: Bloody hell! (Tries to run away)

(Violet tackles him down quickly and holds him)

Earl Grey: (Moves his right arm frantically around while under Violet's massive breasts) Let me go!!

Violet: (crushes Earl Grey's arm) Give us the money bitch!

Earl Grey: (In pain) Whore! Never!

(Violet crushes his arms more painful)

Earl Grey: (In more pain) No! No! No! Please stop!!!

Violet: Then give us the money damn it!

Earl Grey: Why from me?

Violet: (to Jade) Tell him Jade.

Jade: Oh right.

(Steps on Earl Grey's fingers on his right hand which cause more pain)

Jade: We're high, got massive tits, and want money, that's it!

Violet: You said it.

Earl Grey: You whores are crazy. (Manages to gain some control of his left arm and pinches one of Violet's breasts that are holding him down to the ground) Ha!

Violet: Ow, bitch!

Earl Grey: Now let me go!

Violet: Bitch! FUCK NO!

Earl Grey: I still have a free arm dummy! (Continues to pinch both of Violet's breasts)

Violet: OUCH! (lets go of Earl Grey)

Earl Grey: YES! Now leave, before I summon my butlers to come and kill you.

Violet: Only if you give us your money!

Earl Grey: (Laughs) Then what are you going to do to me then?

Violet: Kill you with our boobs!

Earl Grey: Ha! You amuse me, thinking you could kill me with my breasts.

Violet: (to Jade) How about you show him Jade.

Jade: With pleasure. (Runs up and kick's Earl Grey in the balls, she then smacks his legs to the ground with her breasts)

Earl Grey: (In some pain) Ow! You will... (Sees his feet in both Jade and Violet's boobs together) Gah! I can't feel my toes!

Jade: That's right, our boobs are strong enough to suffocate you, give us some money, or we'll continue to get our boobs up your body until it covers your body completely.

Violet: YEAH!

Earl Grey: Your gonna have to do more than just tickle my piggies with your tities.

Jade: Wanna continue Violet?

(Violet crushes Earl Grey with her breasts as painful than before)

Earl Grey: Stop! Stop! Stop!! (Their breasts increase up to his waist and Violet notices he is growing a boner on her breasts)

Violet: Hey Jade, you seeing what I'm seeing?

Jade: Yeah! His Bell Clock tower is going up! (Laughs)

Jade: Yeah!

(They continue to crush him with their breasts as it covers Earl's Grey whole body including his head, chest, arms, and legs)

Earl Grey: (Muffled under breasts) NOOOO!!!

(THE NEXT MORNING)

(Jade and Violet wake up with their breasts back to normal over Earl Grey's dead body)

Violet: What happened?

Jade: I don't know, but I remember we were high, and something involving breasts.

Violet: Same here.

(They look down and see their breasts laying on Earl Grey's dead face)

Violet: Okay.....

Jade: I think we suffocated him.

Violet: Let's get outta here.

Jade: Alright, but first, you wanna rob his mansion?

Violet: Totally.

Jade: Good, cause he may not be dead, he still has a boner.

The End

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