|Air date||April 2012|
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FIRST, DAMN IT.
ORIGINAL SUMMARY: HungryGrox and Stick775 come to the Dick Figure world as STICK FIGURES!
Note: This is a fucking OLD as hell episode. Do not confuse this as the quality (In writing AND drawing) of my newer fanfics, as they are a bit more derper-- I mean deeper. Thank you, hand-- and have a nice live-- life ffs.
Transcript of Part 1
Red: Blue, guess what today is!
Blue: I don't know, Bug-The-S**t-Out-Of-A-Person day?
Red: No, that was the on the f**king 2th. Today is the day where you Ask What Today is, f**k yeah!
Blue: I don't think there is a single person in this world-- no. There is not a single person in this UNIVERSE annoying as you. Not a god damn single person!
(A portal from "Portal" (OH HEY! HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT?!) opens, where Grox and Stick step out)
Grox: Where the hell are we?
Stick: What's going on?
Blue: Who are you?
Grox: Well I'm HungryGrox and this is my buddy, Dick776.
Stick: That is not my name, and what the hell kind of name is Dick776?
Grox: A gay name. That's why it's yours.
Blue: Never mind Red, These are the most annoying people.
Stick: Grox, you're calling me gay? I'll kick your f**king--. Wait, the f**k was that? Let me do it again! F**k!
Blue: That would be our sensors. This episode supposed to be family-friendly.
HungryGrox: Well that's some gay bulls**t.
Stick: Well its clear what I have to do. I must go to the far beyond to find the sensors and turn them off. Red one, you must come with me on my terribly gay journey.
Red: Let's go motherf**kers!
(They jump through a window)
Grox: Why are you so down?
Blue: Nah, you'll think it's retarded.
Grox: No I won't, I'll just say a person like Stick would say he was wrong.
Blue: Fine. There's this girl I like a lot. due to the fact that I can't get her makes me, you know, emo.
Grox: Well that no big deal. I'll help you get her.
Blue: I don't know. The last time I got help, it was awful.
Grox: I'm sure with my help, it will be terrible.
Blue: I'm assuming you'll be helping me anyway, so fine.
(Goes to Stick775 and Red)
Red: Where the f**k are we going?
Stick: We're turning off the damn sensors.
Red: What's a sensor?
Stick: Something that blocks you from cursing.
Red: Is cursing like this, f**k.
Stick: Yes. Where we're supposed to find the sensors?
Red: I don't know, let's try that mountain out there. (Point's to Earl Grey's lair on mountain)
(At Earl Grey's lair)
Earl Grey: I have the most brilliant plan ever!
Gerald Butler: What may that be?
Earl Grey: When Red leaves for Las Vegas, we will send him a letter stating: "You are over 30 years old and you must leave the mansion", then it will make sure I'm Miss November!
Gerald Butler: What?
Earl Grey: You do not like it?
Gerald Butler: You dumbass, that's the plot for the movie, " House Bunny".
Earl Grey: Why not we make Red into a werewolf and make him put the world in one piece!
Gerald Butler: That's the plot for "Sonic Unleashed".
Earl Grey: We find the continuum transfunctioner a put it in a car filled with stoners?
Gerald Butler: That's "Dude Where's My Car".
Earl Grey: I can't do anything right!
(Back to HungryGrox and Blue)
Grox: If you want a girl you need to know what to say to her. So let's practice with this girl here. (Points to Stacy)
Blue: Stacy? But she's retarded!
Grox: Perfect, now I want you to say this to her:
(Whispers something to Blue)
Blue: (Looks disturbed) Fine.. Hey Stac--
Grox: If your going to say it, you might as well say it with some f**king pride!
Blue: Okay, fine. Hey Stacy, nice ass. (Now disgusted saying it)
Stacy: Oh gee, thanks Blue!
Grox: See? Is it easier than you thought?
Blue: (Offscreen) I think I'm gonna puke.
NOTE: The whisper was more sexual (:
|Air date||April 2012|
|Other episodes by the author|
THIS IS THE SECOND PART.
Blue and HungryGrox eavesdrop on Pink's house while Red and Stick775 find the sensors.
Note: STILL OLD DAMN IT.
Transcript of Part 2
Red: Ok, we have to look everywhere we can--
Stick: and if you find anything that's not yours break it.
Earl Grey: Red! What are you doing here? Now who's that stoner with you?
Red: Hey Earl Gray, do you where we can find the sensors?
Earl Grey: Earl Gray, who is this Earl Gray? I'm Earl Grrrrreeeeeeyyyyy!
Stick: Um, all right. Anyway, do you know where we can find the sensors.
Earl Grey: I think it's in the Icy Mountains.
Stick: F**k! (Thinking) Wait a second, is this really worth it? (Thinks Back) Am I retarded, hell yes it's worth it!
(Scene cuts to Blue and HungryGrox)
Grox: I don't get it. Why is it so god damn hard to ask her out?
Blue: I'm nervous that she'll say: no.
Blue: 'Cause I don't know if she likes me?
Grox: I got a idea! How bout we find out if she likes you?
Grox: We go to her house and eavesdrop.
Blue: That sounds dangerous but then again it sounds fun, okay let's do it.
(In the mountains)
Red: It's so fffff**king ffffffrrrrreeezzziiiiiinnngg! (Normal Voice) We need a place for the night.
Stick: Oh look there's a Best Western right there--
Red: Best Western f**king sucks! we're staying out here and huddle for warmth!
Red: I know what your thinking and no, this is not gay.
Stick: No, I just wanted to tell you, that my pillow Jacob is sleeping.
Red: Arrraggh! (Takes Jacob)
Stick: What are you doing?
Red: Jacob's mine now!
Stick: Give him back to me!
Red: Oh, you want to play like that? (Gets knife) Fine! Make a move, or Jacob gets it!
Stick: You wouldn't!
Red: Yes, I'd f**king would.
Stick: No. Aragghh!
(One hour later)
(Red and Stick covered with bruises and they're bleeding)
Red: Do you think we got *gasp* carried away?
Red: Maybe, we should stayed at the Best Western.
(At Pink's house)
Grox: Holy s**t, she owns a whole apartment.
Blue: Yeah, she's a full time worker at Maulmart.
Grox: Well no wonder why you f**king liked her.
Blue: Its not just that! Anyway, there's a stairway here, so we can peek into her room.
(In Pink's room)
(From here the sensors are actually disabled)
Pink: Well I was working at the mall and you like, never believed who I saw.
Grox: Well she does have "wonderful" grammar.
Pink: Like I know, like, like, Says "like" to the tune of Mortal Kombat theme
Grox: So this is your dream girl isn't it.
Blue: I don't get it, she doesn't act like that when she's around me. When she's around me she acts like she's in love with me!
Grox: There you go, see there's proof that she likes you.
Blue: Wait when she's around me, she acts like she likes me. Your right Grox! Thanks you're the best!
Grox: Okay, let's get the hell out of here. I think a bird shat on my head like 5 times.
(Folds back to Red and Stick)
(This is earlier than the scene above)
Stick: There it is, inside that cave lies the fourth wall and the sensors. ffs, SENSORS! Now let's go.
(They enter the cave)
Fourth wall: Who dares enter the fourth wall?
Stick: Stick and-- what's your name again?
Red: Sonic the Hedgehog.
Stick: --Sonic the Hedgehog.
Fourth wall: For what reason your here?
Red: To turn off the damn sensors!
Fourth wall: That will only happen if you solve this riddle. If a police is arresting a mime, can they say you have the rights to remain silent?
Red: No s**t they have that! They always have to say that if their arresting a person.
Stick: The point your missing is that it's rarely said nowadays.
Red: Damn it your right. We need to think this one through.
(Some f*-- fucking random place)
Blue: Well, thanks again for helping me out Grox,
Grox: No problem. I wonder were the hell is Stick.
Blue: I would say I wonder where's Red, but as long he's not here I don't need to know.
Stick: Guess who's back?
Blue: Oh you guys are all right.
Stick: Now that the sensors are off, I can say-- (gunshot)
(Stick falls, dead. Not big surprise)
Red: What the hell did that?
Grox: Well I think that's enough randomness for a day.
I guess this is the end. WAIT NO THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER--
- Stick was originally the one with a mental problem