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While having breakfast, HungryGrox gets up to get some beer (while he is both high and drunk at the same time). He somehow gets up on the roof in half a second and now he wants to get down.
(Stick and HungryGrox are in Grox's kitchen at the kitchen table eating breakfast)
HungryGrox: (Picks up a empty bottle of beer from the table) Huh... no more beer, hey Stick. I am gonna get some more from the fridge, do you want something.
Stick775: No I'm good
(Stick's cellphone rings and he answers while HungryGrox walks off to the fridge)
HungryGrox: (Somehow got up on the roof in half a second) STICK!!! I AM ON THE ROOF!!!
Stick775: How the fuck did you get there? You were just in the kitchen!
HungryGrox: I... DON'T... KNOW!!!!
(Stick775 runs outside and looks up at the roof)
Stick775: How did you manage to get up there?
HungryGrox: I went to the kitchen, opened the fridge, smoked some crack and then I WAS UP HERE!
Stick775: Are you high again? I mean, this is just really weird...
HungryGrox: DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE UP HERE, STICK?! ON THIS BIG AND SCARY ROOF! I AM SO LONELY. I AM SO LONELY UP HERE!!! I AM LONELY AND SCARED. AND I AM ON A ROOF!
(Scary monster like sounds are heard comming from the roof)
HungryGrox: Stick... there is something else on the roof!
Stick775: What? What else could possibly b- (HungryGrox is dragged away from Stick's vision) Grox? What's happening?
(HungryGrox is being thrown around on the roof while screaming in pain)
HungryGrox: (Gets back to where Stick can see him) Uh Stick, I was just kidding. It was a joke. This entire roof thing was a joke.
Stick775: But how did you-
HungryGrox: I have no idea...
(5 seconds pass and both begin to laugh)
HungryGrox: I mean, what could possibly be up here?
(A really loud growl is heard comming from the roof)
Stick775: I am not falling for that again...
HungryGrox: BUT THIS IS REAL!
Stick775: (Turns around) Not falling for it...
(HungryGrox is dragged out of Stick's vision and is being torn apart by a octopus like monster)
Stick775: (Ingores Grox and plays Flamy Birds on his phone)
(Blood gets splattered all over Stick)
Stick775: Haha, real funny. I bet this is just ketchup...
(Chad Cop walks by and walks up to Stick)
Chad Cop: Uhh... (looks up at the roof) is that your friend up there on the roof?
Stick775: (Still plays Flamy Birds) Yeah
Chad Cop: What is he-
Stick775: Oh he is just trying to troll me.
Chad Cop: But there is blood all over you
Stick775: Ketchup, it's ketchup
HungryGrox: HELP!!! (Gets crushed into a ball)
Stick775: (Ignores HungryGrox) Don't be fooled by him
Chad Cop: Well he is your friend and your responsibility. So... (begins walking away) good day citizen.
Stick775: Nothing is going to happen to him, he is just faking it...
(Intestines and robotic parts are thrown at Stick)
Stick775: Stop faking it, I am not buying it...
(HungryGrox's skin is torn off and thrown at Stick and lands on his head like a hat)
Stick775: (Still ignores HungryGrox) This is just leather, leather covered in ketchup.