Red and Blue meet a girl who has great skills with a partner by her side. But, 2 people are on the search for her..... But who...??
Blue- (Watches the news on TV) Man. I wonder what's up on the news today??
News reporter man- We have a report of what happened at an ocean around town. There was a baby seal in the ocean.
Blue- Aww.... How cute.
News reporter man- But, some sort of string pulled it up. That seal has the body of a hot man.
Blue- OH SHIT!!!!!
Red- (Walks up to Blue) Yo, what's wrong?? (Looks at the TV) Oh shit.....
Blue- No no no. There's no way a man could have a real life seal head. How the hell is that possible?!
Red- I don't know. Damn.... He's way hotter than me.
(Sounds of glass breaking and an alarm ringing was heard)
Blue- What the hell?!
(Red and Blue check the window and sees 2 shady figures stealing a bank)
Shady figures- Tehehehehehehe.....
Blue- Oh crap!!
Red- What the hell are they doing?!
Blue- Dude!! Don't you get it?? They're robbing.....
(Blue and Red check the window again. But...... Everything was fine. Alarm were not ringing and no broken glass.)
Red- Whoa!! That must be magic.
Blue- What?! No!! (Groans) Fuck it..... I'm gonna head to the diner. I met someone and we're gonna head to lunch. (Heads to the door) I'll cya later. (Closes door)
Red- Hmm...... Wait. did she say "someone"?? and "she"?? ......Oh well. I guess I'll hang out will some SEXY chicks.
(Meanwhile at the pizza restaurant, Blue was sitting at the diner table, waiting for someone.)
Blue- Ugh... Where is she?? She's suppose to be here for like 5 minutes ago.
(Then, Samama (Angel) walks to the table.)
Samama- Sorry..... Sorry I'm late. I just got busy.
Blue- With what??
Samama- ....... I don't know anymore.
Blue- Oh. So, I hear you're not a drunk type of guy??
Samama- I'm only 19. Why would you ask?? I hate getting drunk. Sofia's my most favorite drink.
Blue- Oh..... Well, what's with your clip in your hair?? Do you always wear it??
Samama- Acually, I was born with it.
Blue- Born with it?! Wow. I wish that happened to me...... I'm just not sure. Red would get jealous about that.
Samama- Yeah. I hear ya.
Blue- By the way, did you see two shady figures stealing a bank today??
(Samama starts to freak out.)
Samama- Umm...... Yeah.
Blue- Hey, Y'alright, Samama??
Samama- Oh!! Nothing. It's just that I'm hungry.
Blue- No worries!! Is it okay if I--
Samama- Oh no no!! I'll do it. Yo, waiter!!! Small cheese pizza Plz!!
Waiter- (Gives Samama and Blue a small cheese pizza and puts it on the table.) As you wish, Ma'am. (Gives Samama a diet coke) And here's your drink. (Walks away)
Blue- Whoa!! Wait a minute. You asked him for a soda.
Samama- I've been here a lot. All the waiters and waitresses in this pizzeria know me. Including the manager knows me. They're like my friends.
Blue- Oh. Okay.
Samama- Well, shall we eat??
Blue- Uh.. Sure!!
(While Samama and Blue started eating, 2 shadowy figures were watching the two, who are not noticing them.)
Figure 1- You hear her??
Figures 2- Yeah. Looks like she meets with a guy.
Lord Tourettes- Oh Ho!! Ms. Samama, it's FUCKING!!! Nice to see you again. He he he....
Blue- You know Samama??
Samama- Like I said. They're like my friends.
Figure 1- Keep your ears straight, fool. They're still talking to that swearing green dude.
Figure 2- Right, Shifty. (Pricks his animal ears up)
Lord Tourettes- Say, I've took care of your SHITTY!!!! Pokemon for you. Ho Ho!!
Blue- What?? Samama, you didn't tell me you had a Pokemon?? I thought they're just gaming animals.
Samama- Yeah. But when I'm around, Pokemon exist. I only have one.... A baby one.
Blue- a Baby?? What's his name??
Samama- (Looks at Lord Tourettes) Should I??
(Lord Tourettes starts to nod.)
Samama- Okay. His name is Manaphy. I got him as an egg a long time ago.
Lord Tourettes- While Ms. Samama was out today, I had to FUCKING!! Take care of Manaphy.
Samama- How is he now??
Lord Tourettes- (Claps hands)
(A Pokemon named Meganium walks into the pizzeria with a Manaphy behind it's back.)
Blue- Holy shit.... That's one big Meganium.
Manaphy- Mana!! (Hi, Mama!!)
Samama- Hi, Manaphy!!
Lord Tourettes- I'm gonna take your Manaphy back to your house. I'll take care of the little DICK!!!
Manaphy- Mana!! (Yay!!)
Blue- So, wait. What are you gonna do when you get back??
Samama- I don't know. Do something random. ....I think.
Blue- You're bored.
Samama- Yep. Ditto??
Figure 1- You hear it??
Figure 2- Yeah.
Figure 1- Same. Damn, we're good at spying onto their conversation.
Figure 2- You damn right we are!!
Figure 1 and Figure 2- (High five each other) Tehehehehehehe........
(Back at the apartment, Red was sleeping on the couch with empty bottles around him.)
Blue- (Opens door.) Red, guess what?!
Red- (Wakes up) Whoa. Dude, how long were you out with your friend??
Blue- 1 1/2.
Red- Oh. Okay then. But.... Are you in love with her??
Blue- What?! No!! Just friends.
Red- Pffbt. Whatever.