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When you see a turtle dragon...
Red and Blue are walking down the street...
Blue: (thinking) Where are we even going?
Red: hey! What's that over there?
They find a time bomb
Red: Holy shit! A time bomb!
Blue: No! It's gonna kill us all!
Red: Not if I can help it
Red got a sword and starts hitting the bomb
Blue: Move over retard, that's not how you stop a time bomb.
Blue got scissors out of his pocket...
Red: Since when did you have that?
Blue: I dunno. Just found it this morning.
Red: Well, hurry up! it's counting down!!!
Blue then cuts a wire
Red: Yes! We're saved!
Blue: (thinking) Good thing I watched those movies.
Red: Oh no! I still hear beeping!!!
Blue looks closely at the bomb
Blue: Oh shit! I cut the wrong wire!
Red: We gotta get outta here!
Blue: (running) Way ahead of you!
Red and Blue: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Blue: HOW DID THAT BOMB EVEN GET THERE??!!