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Ultimate Showdown of Dick Figure Destiny
Ultimate Showdown of Dick Figure Destiny
Only one will survive
Air date 09-25-13
Written by Alpha-Lonewolf
Directed by Alpha-Lonewolf
Location The City
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Summary

From the original song "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

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The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny





Transcript

Verse 1 Kaiju Raccoon was dancing around,

Tokyo city like a big play ground.

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,

And hit Raccoon with a bat grenade.

Raccoon got pissed and began to stomp on the floor,

But didn't expect to be attacked by Trollz0r.

Who proceeded to open up a can of Troll Fu,

When Lord Tourettes came out of the blue.

And started beating up Trollz0r a great deal,

When they both got flattened by the red bat mobile.

But before he could make it to the apartment cave,

That guy Earl Grey popped out of his grave

And pulled a bag of coins out from under his hat

and pelted Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of money and ran away

Because the Fucking Mech came to save the day.


Chorus

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Dick Figure destiny.

Good guys, bad guys and explosions.

As far as the eye could see.

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Dick Figure destiny.


Verse 2

Raccoon took a stomp on Fucking Mech

And scattered it’s remains all over the deck.

While Trollz0r came back covered in a tire track

When Shi Ba jump up and landed on his back

And Batman was drunk and trying to get steady

When Earl Grey appeared and came out with a machete.

But suddenly something caught on his leg and he tripped

Cuz Blue came out  and took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Raccoon sneaking up from behind,

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

Cuz Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,

And Shi Ba deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault 

While Earl Grey came over and tried to pole vault

Onto the Fucking Mech and they collided in the air

Then both of their hearts melted by a Kitty Amazing stare.


Chorus

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Dick Figure destiny.

Good guys, bad guys and explosions.

As far as the eye could see.

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown


Bridge

Whores moaned out as they looked to the left.

Down from the sky, came that douche Broseph 

And delivered a kick, that went straight and true

into the crotch of little poor Blue

And he fell to the ground landing on his head

As batman change back into that asshole Red

Broseph was going to tell of Reds disguise

Then Red kicked his nuts in between his thighs


Verse 3

Then a ninja who was black and a butler who was white

From the time machine came the medieval horse and knight

Mr. Dingleberry and Lord Takagami, 

the Three Prostitutes and that dumbass slut Stacy

Chad Cop, Sarah Connors, Stella, Tedward and Gerald Butler.

Crookygrin, Ocho Muerte, world secrets agents with Mash and Bangers.

Eulb, Der, Zeus and Turtle Dragon, Fat Ugly Girl and Gelato Bene

Kitty Amazing, Robot Frog and finally the Auto-Tuned Bee

All came out of nowhere all lightning fast

And they kicked Broseph on his douche bag ass

It was the bloodiest battle the universe ever saw

While Pink stood back looking up at total awe

The fighting raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually.

The champion stood and the rest saw their better

A little bloody ball of fur of Blue’s pet Flufferz


Chorus

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Dick Figure destiny.

Good guys, bad guys and explosions.

As far as the eye could see.

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be.

This is the Ultimate Showdown

This is the Ultimate Showdown

This is the Ultimate Showdown

This is the Ultimate Showdown

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Of Dick Figure destiny.


END


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