|Vade is Born|
I'm super sexy as Vade.
|Written by||Mdkid663, AndrewBrauer|
|Location||Jade's Home, Jones's Lab, Streets|
|Other episodes by the author|
Matrix Downloaded 2
Feel the Windy Edge
Jones has created a machine to turns two people into one person, and Jade and Violet are the first to be part of it.
(Jade and Violet are drinking wine on a coach in Jade's home)
Jade: It's so nice to be not caught up in some stupid task, and we're just hanging out,
Violet: Yeah, thanks for letting me train in your dojo by the way.
Jade: Not a problem, if any guys were here, it would be like a wet dream to them. (giggles)
Violet: More like heaven on earth. (laughs and drinks her wine)
(Jones bursts into the room)
Jones: Nice, you two are here.
Jade: Yeah, I live here, what is it Jones?
Jones: I need you two.
Violet: What for? Masturbation? (laughs)
Jones: Even better than that.
Jade: What's more better then masturbation?
Jones: Well, sex, but there's something better, come with me.
(Jones takes Jade and Violet inside his lab)
Violet: So, what's this all about?
(Jones pulls down a curtain and reveals a tube machine with various buttons on it)
Violet: Wow.... I'm guessing this is a fusion device.
Jones: I would as how you knew that shit, but you work at Cybertime Systems so I should've fucking known that.
Jade: You made a fusion device?
Jones: Yup! And I need you two as my test subjects!
Violet: This won't hurt right?
Jones: Depends by what do you mean hurt?
Jade: I hope it's only a small pinch.
Violet: Cause, mostly test subject end up as conjoined people.
Jones: Alright then, let's get this shit started.
(Jade and Violet get inside the tube as Jones locks the tube inside)
(Violet closes her eyes)
Violet: No, just don't want to get my eyes infected.
(Jones turns on the machine and it lights up the tube as it then stops and the light dims, and Vade comes out)
Jones: It worked!
Vade: (whistles and checks herself out) I look HOT!
Jones: Yeah you do! Now we need ideas for something funny.
Jones: Got anything?
Vade: How about I twerk on Ryle?
Jones: Sounds good.
(They walk into the gym and see Ryle lifting weights)
Ryle: 9,996, 9,997, 9,99- (notices Vade) Who the fuck is that? (throws the dumbbell off screen)
Jones: Whoa Ryle! Getting aroused by the sight of Vade?
Ryle: Nah, just wonder- Wait, Vade?
Jones: Yeah, her name is Vade!
Ryle: Why is her name "Vade"?
(Vade approaches to Ryle in a seductive way)
Ryle: (annoyed) What? Can I help your ass?
Jones: She's just trying to give you some special service Ryle.
Ryle: (in his head) God dammit.
Jones: What's wrong Ryle? Feeling a little too excited?
(Ryle starts to grows his erection)
Ryle: (in his head) Well, here it goes.
(Vade then begins to twerk on Ryle's crotch)
Ryle: (in his head) This can't be that bad.
(Ryle begins to pre-cum and his pants get wet from it)
Jones: Whoa! Ryle is really excited about this! (laughs)
Ryle: Good thing I bought a second pair. (pulls out another pair of pants) This is ALSO semen proof.
Jones: How does that help?
Ryle: I always test things out first.
(Vade continues to twerk on Ryle's crotch as Ryle lights a cigarette)
(Ryle feels cum coming out of his dick, where instead of making a stain on his pants, it all pours out of his legs and spills all over the ground, Vade and Jones laugh at Ryle)
Ryle: THIS is a whole new level of shame.
Jones: (laughs) For you! Come on Vade, we've satisfied Ryle enough.
Ryle: At least no one else is looking.
Vade: Wait! How about I twerk on the streets?
Vade: Well, let's get going!
(They walk onto the streets)
(Ryle turns on the stereo as 'Salt Shaker' plays in the background and turns it up louder for everyone to hear)
Randy: What's that?
Twilight: I sense that it's music.
Beat: It's... Music.
Spark: I hear it too.
Jones: It's Vade!
Randy: Sounds stupid!
Spark: Wait a sec, I think it's a name mixed with Jade and Violet.
Beat: Yeah, sounds like it.
Spark: (to Vade) Yeah, why?
Jones: She's gonna dance!
Spark: I'll just leave now. (walks off)
(Vade twerks in the middle of the streets as Ryle turns the volume up the everyone in the city)
Twilight and Randy: That's LOUD!!
(Beat ignores them and puts on his headphones listening to some music)
(Ryle turns the volume a bit soft)
Vade: Is this hot to anyone?
(Ryle sees that he has his erection again, but more larger)
Twilight: Ryle, you seemed to be sexually aroused.
Ryle: I know, I know....
Randy: I thought you can handle someone's hotness.
Ryle: This happen by itself.....
Beat: By itself?
Ryle: Yeah. (to Randy and Beat) How come you aren't affected?
Randy: I control my boner.
Beat: I don't care... For Ratchet music or anything.
Ryle: Of course. (stops getting a boner)
Vade: What's wrong boner boy? (licks his neck)
(Ryle twitches and gets a boner again, Vade then walks seductively toward Randy)
Randy: What's up bitch?
Vade: Oh nothing... (twerks fast on Randy's crotch)
(Randy begins to feel his erection growing)
Randy: (moans) This is way better then humping my bed.
Everyone: (confused) What?
Randy: (rubs his head) Uh, I meant... This bitch is rubbing my crotch!
Ryle: (glares at Randy angrily) Control your boner huh?
Randy: Hey! I can control it! Now I want to let me boner out now.
Vade: Ah, I want to kill something some ninjas now. (pulls out a sheathed katana)
Jones: Wait, was that Jade or Violet speaking?
Randy: I don't know.
Vade: I think we're both talking at the same time.
Jones: But wait, it's two people in one body, but there's two different minds inside.
Vade: Oh! That's right!
Jones: Yes, you dumb bitch!
Vade: (Violet's mind) I hear that you dick!
Jones: I still wanted to say that.
Violet: (Jade's mind) Well you said it to your best friend too, and you should be guilty. (runs off to kill ninjas)
Jones: Whatever, I heard worse from her.
Vade: Hey! NINJAS!
(A group of GLD Ninjas approach Vade and prepare to attack her)
Vade: (Jade's mind) What are you going to do?
Vade: (Violet's mind) If we are one person....
(Vade focuses her energy and engulfs the katana in blue, massive flames, she then backflips to a ninja in slow motion and strikes the pressure points of the and slices his head and arms)
Vade: (Jade's mind) How did we do that?
Vade: (Violet's mind) We are one person, remember?
Vade: (Jade's mind) Oh right.
Jones: Okay lades, I think it's time to turn you back tot normal.
(Jones takes Vade back into his lab)
Jones: Not get in the tub.
Vade: (Jade's mind) We better, before this gets out of control.
(Jade and Violet get back inside the tub, soon after they are back to two people)
Violet: Whew, glad that's over with.