| Vade is Born | |
|---|---|
 I'm super sexy as Vade. | |
| Air date | 7-5-14 |
| Written by | Mdkid663, AndrewBrauer |
| Directed by | Mdkid663 |
| Location | Jade's Home, Jones's Lab, Streets |
| Other episodes by the author | |
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Summary[]
Jones has created a machine to turns two people into one person, and Jade and Violet are the first to be part of it.
Characters[]
Transcript[]
(Jade and Violet are drinking wine on a coach in Jade's home)
Jade: It's so nice to be not caught up in some stupid task, and we're just hanging out,
Violet: Yeah, thanks for letting me train in your dojo by the way.
Jade: Not a problem, if any guys were here, it would be like a wet dream to them. (giggles)
Violet: More like heaven on earth. (laughs and drinks her wine)
(Jones bursts into the room)
Jones: Nice, you two are here.
Jade: Yeah, I live here, what is it Jones?
Jones: I need you two.
Violet: What for? Masturbation? (laughs)
Jones: Even better than that.
Jade: What's more better then masturbation?
Jones: Well, sex, but there's something better, come with me.
(Jones takes Jade and Violet inside his lab)
Violet: So, what's this all about?
(Jones pulls down a curtain and reveals a tube machine with various buttons on it)
Violet: Wow.... I'm guessing this is a fusion device.
Jones: I would as how you knew that shit, but you work at Cybertime Systems so I should've fucking known that.
Jade: You made a fusion device?
Jones: Yup! And I need you two as my test subjects!
Violet: This won't hurt right?
Jones: Depends by what do you mean hurt?
Jade: I hope it's only a small pinch.
Violet: Cause, mostly test subject end up as conjoined people.
Jones: Alright then, let's get this shit started.
(Jade and Violet get inside the tube as Jones locks the tube inside)
(Violet closes her eyes)
Violet: No, just don't want to get my eyes infected.
Jade: Okay.
(Jones turns on the machine and it lights up the tube as it then stops and the light dims, and Vade comes out)
Jones: It worked!
Vade: (whistles and checks herself out) I look HOT!
Jones: Yeah you do! Now we need ideas for something funny.
Vade: Okay.
Jones: Got anything?
Vade: How about I twerk on Ryle?
Jones: Sounds good.
(They walk into the gym and see Ryle lifting weights)
Ryle: 9,996, 9,997, 9,99- (notices Vade) Who the fuck is that? (throws the dumbbell off screen)
Jones: Whoa Ryle! Getting aroused by the sight of Vade?
Ryle: Nah, just wonder- Wait, Vade?
Jones: Yeah, her name is Vade!
Ryle: Why is her name "Vade"?
(Vade approaches to Ryle in a seductive way)
Ryle: (annoyed) What? Can I help your ass?
Jones: She's just trying to give you some special service Ryle.
Ryle: (in his head) God dammit.
Jones: What's wrong Ryle? Feeling a little too excited?
(Ryle starts to grows his erection)
Ryle: (in his head) Well, here it goes.
(Vade then begins to twerk on Ryle's crotch)
Ryle: (in his head) This can't be that bad.
(Ryle begins to pre-cum and his pants get wet from it)
Jones: Whoa! Ryle is really excited about this! (laughs)
Ryle: Good thing I bought a second pair. (pulls out another pair of pants) This is ALSO semen proof.
Jones: How does that help?
Ryle: I always test things out first.
(Vade continues to twerk on Ryle's crotch as Ryle lights a cigarette)
(Ryle feels cum coming out of his dick, where instead of making a stain on his pants, it all pours out of his legs and spills all over the ground, Vade and Jones laugh at Ryle)
Ryle: THIS is a whole new level of shame.
Jones: (laughs) For you! Come on Vade, we've satisfied Ryle enough.
Ryle: At least no one else is looking.
Vade: Wait! How about I twerk on the streets?
Jones: Okay.
Vade: Well, let's get going!
(They walk onto the streets)
(Ryle turns on the stereo as 'Salt Shaker' plays in the background and turns it up louder for everyone to hear)
Randy: What's that?
Twilight: I sense that it's music.
Beat: It's... Music.
Spark: I hear it too.
Jones: It's Vade!
Twilight: Vade?
Randy: Sounds stupid!
Spark: Wait a sec, I think it's a name mixed with Jade and Violet.
Beat: Yeah, sounds like it.
Twilight: Why?
Spark: (to Vade) Yeah, why?
Jones: She's gonna dance!
Spark: I'll just leave now. (walks off)
(Vade twerks in the middle of the streets as Ryle turns the volume up the everyone in the city)
Twilight and Randy: That's LOUD!!
(Beat ignores them and puts on his headphones listening to some music)
(Ryle turns the volume a bit soft)
Vade: Is this hot to anyone?
(Ryle sees that he has his erection again, but more larger)
Twilight: Ryle, you seemed to be sexually aroused.
Ryle: I know, I know....
Randy: I thought you can handle someone's hotness.
Ryle: This happen by itself.....
Beat: By itself?
Ryle: Yeah. (to Randy and Beat) How come you aren't affected?
Randy: I control my boner.
Beat: I don't care... For Ratchet music or anything.
Ryle: Of course. (stops getting a boner)
Vade: What's wrong boner boy? (licks his neck)
(Ryle twitches and gets a boner again, Vade then walks seductively toward Randy)
Randy: What's up bitch?
Vade: Oh nothing... (twerks fast on Randy's crotch)
(Randy begins to feel his erection growing)
Randy: (moans) This is way better then humping my bed.
Everyone: (confused) What?
Randy: (rubs his head) Uh, I meant... This bitch is rubbing my crotch!
Ryle: (glares at Randy angrily) Control your boner huh?
Randy: Hey! I can control it! Now I want to let me boner out now.
Vade: Ah, I want to kill something some ninjas now. (pulls out a sheathed katana)
Jones: Wait, was that Jade or Violet speaking?
Randy: I don't know.
Vade: I think we're both talking at the same time.
Jones: But wait, it's two people in one body, but there's two different minds inside.
Vade: Oh! That's right!
Jones: Yes, you dumb bitch!
Vade: (Violet's mind) I hear that you dick!
Jones: I still wanted to say that.
Violet: (Jade's mind) Well you said it to your best friend too, and you should be guilty. (runs off to kill ninjas)
Jones: Whatever, I heard worse from her.
Vade: Hey! NINJAS!
(A group of GLD Ninjas approach Vade and prepare to attack her)
Vade: (Jade's mind) What are you going to do?
Vade: (Violet's mind) If we are one person....
(Vade focuses her energy and engulfs the katana in blue, massive flames, she then backflips to a ninja in slow motion and strikes the pressure points of the and slices his head and arms)
Vade: (Jade's mind) How did we do that?
Vade: (Violet's mind) We are one person, remember?
Vade: (Jade's mind) Oh right.
Jones: Okay lades, I think it's time to turn you back tot normal.
Vade: Okay.
(Jones takes Vade back into his lab)
Jones: Not get in the tub.
Vade: (Jade's mind) We better, before this gets out of control.
(Jade and Violet get back inside the tub, soon after they are back to two people)
Violet: Whew, glad that's over with.
END