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WWDD?
Season 2, Episode 3
WWDD
Air date 11/8/13
Written by IONIXMUSIC
Directed by IONIXMUSIC
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How does Derek work crimes? You've waited four months for this answer!

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Transcript

Autotune Bee: DICKS STICKS' BACK, MOTHERFUCKAS!

Derek: Wow. It's been a while since I've been in practice. No crimes to solve or people to punish for almost four months. I guess since I haven't been in practice in a long while, I might as well explain how I bust crime!

Story Time!

Derek: GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!

Criminal: Haha! This money is mine!

(Derek whips out his gun and shoots it)

Criminal: Shit!

Derek: Haha, got you now!

(Criminal gets up)

Derek: Wait, what?

Criminal: HAHA, YOU'VE UNLEASHED MY POWER!

(Giant wings pop out his the criminal's back)

Criminal Monster: OH, IT HURTS SO GOOD!

Derek: Well this sucks.

Criminal Monster: GET OVER HERE YOU INCIPIENT SWINE!

Derek: Haha! You think you can defeat me? Watch this!

(He takes out a whistle, with the DICKS logo engraved on it.)

Derek: *TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

Issac, Cameron, Kaleb, Samuel: You called, Derek?

Derek: Yeah, we got this crazy mo-fo over here tryin' to destroy the town!

Criminal Monster: YOU FIVE PUNY HUMAN-STICKS CAN'T POSSIBLY DEFEAT ME!

Derek: Oh yeah? DICKS, attack!

(Issac leaps onto the Criminal Monsters back)

(Issac takes out his sword)

Issac: Take THIS!

(He stabs the monster)

C.M: HOLY CRAP THAT HURTS!

Derek: Guys, his back is his weak point! ATTACK THE BACK!

(The DICKS all hop on his back)

Derek: SHOOT!

(They all shoot his back in rapid succession)

C.M: OH GOD! THIS HURTS SO MUUUuuuuchhh...

(The criminal turns back into a human, Derek picks him up)

Derek: Have fun in jail, idiot.

(A police car arrives just in time, the police grabs him and tosses him in the car)

Derek: Hey jackass.

Criminal: What?

Derek: Don't drop the soap.

(He smiles and winks to the criminal)

Criminal: Fuck you.

(The car speeds off into the sunset, while the DICKS go back home.)

END.

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