|Season 1, Episode 9|
A Small Step for Sex
Narrator: We join our heroes in the middle of space. Space. It's big.
Red: Where is the gas?
Blue: You drank it, remember?
Red: Oh yeah...man, that diarrhea was terrible.
Blue: Hey, where's Rawrschach?
Red: He's sleeping.
(Shows Rawrschach sleeping on top of the ship.)
Blue: Are you fucking kidding me?
Blue: You...are SO retarded.
Red: No, YOU'RE retarded.
Rawrschach: Rawarwrar! (Stop fighting, you dicks!)
Red: I'm sorry, Rawry. It won't happen again.
Blue: So how are we gonna get home?
Red: The real question is: Why? This ship is freaking luxury!
Blue: Oh yeah, you're right.
(Then the proceed to party in the lobby. Drinking, barfing, making out with sex dolls.)
Red: Ughh...we shouldn't have done that.
Rawrschach: Rawr...*barfs uncontrollably*
Red and Blue: Gross!
Rawrschach: Blubblubblub...(Don't make fun of me...)
Red: Don't worry, m'darling.
Blue: You are way too attached to that dinosaur.
Red: Fuck you... ib's lub..
Red: *barf, crys* I'm sorry, honey...
(They all cry. Meanwhile in Dimension 43.2,)
Merah: Ap, ap, ap! Those pathetic Earthlings. Crying their eyeballs out.
Biru: Shall we activate the bombs?
Merah: Hell yes.
Merah and Biru: Ap ap ap ap ap!
(Biru presses a big red button. Out in space...)
Red: Hmm...what's that beeping sound?
Blue: I don't kno-
(The ship explodes.)
Blue, Red and Pink: AUGH!
Blue: Were you...
Pink: Trapped on the ship? I know. Those idiots stole me from my apartment.
Red: Hey, where's Rawrschach?
(Rawrschach is on an asteroid.)
Rawrschach: Rar! (Hey!)
Red: Well, I think we've all learned a lesson today. Don't trust aliens ever! Merry Christmas, everyone!
Blue: What? It's the middle of sum-