the day has come...
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Final Day with Fifi (Season 7)
The day has come. The day Blue & Pink get married. What could possibly go wrong? Your about to find out!
- Lord Tourettes
- Wolf (mentioned)
- Emily (cameo)
- Earl Grey (cameo)
- Gerald Butler (cameo)
- Auburn (mentioned)
- Indigo (mentioned)
(Pink is in her room getting ready for the wedding while Wednesday helps her)
Pink: I can’t believe the happiest day of my life has finally come! I feel like I’m about to burst with excitement.
Wednesday: (stops brushing Pink’s hair for a moment) …You don’t mean that literally, right?
(cuts to Blue in his room at the apartment with Red & Ryle)
Blue: The day's come! I'm so nervous!
Red: What's so bad about marrying Pink?
Blue: Just wish me luck guys.
Rapper: We'll be there with you man.
Mysterious Man: I'll help too.
Rapper: The fuck!? Who's there?!
Mysterious Man: Woah I'm not here for trouble!
Ryle: Relax he's a friend of mine.
Rapper: (glares) What you here for?
Blue: What's your name?
Mysterious Man: I'm Spark.
Blue: (checks watch) Shit! I gotta go!
Ryle: Red, Rapper this is Spark.
Red: Sup Spark?
Pink: Thanks Jess.
Jess: I hope you have great children in the future!
(Pink suddenly becomes shocked)
Jess: Oh! Sorry Pink! That went to soon.
(shows L.T. Darla, Madelene and Scarlet in another room)
Lord Tourettes: (excited) I'm so FUCKING proud!
Madelene: So, how should the, how you say, cake look like?
Lord Tourettes: Sprinkly! With SHIT of Blue & Pink! (giggles)
Madelene: (wide eyed) …What?
(Scarlet writes on some paper “Don’t you mean ‘figures’?”.)
(Lord Tourettes nods)
Madelene: Err…alright then. (goes into the kitchen)
Lord Tourettes: I hope Wednes-GAY is alright FUCKING Blue!
Blue: (to Darla) You think this tuxedo will suit me well?
Darla: (bored) I don’t know. Just wear a regular fancy tuxedo or whatever.
Blue: Oh crap! It's time!
Rapper: Well then we'd best be going.
Darla: (grabs Wednesday) Later wankers. (teleports away with her)
Rapper: And luckily I know someone who's great at throwing parties. (picks up phone)
Blue: You don't mean Wolf do you?
Rapper: (lies) What? No!
(Rapper makes a phone call, it then cuts to the church)
Blue: I wonder where Auburn & Indigo are?
Wednesday: They had to go to Europe to visit Auburn’s sister; but, (gives Blue a card with a picture of wedding bells on it) they sent you and Pink cards.
Red: (bored) Where's Fox!? She would have been happy Blue & Pink are getting married! Plus I can stare at her fucking boobs!
(cuts to Pink getting ready while Fox & Vio help her)
Fox: You got everything Pink?
Pink: Yeah. I think so.
Vio: Are you calm Pink?
Pink: Well, uhh…
Vio: Do not let your feeling get in the way of you path. Trust in the force.
Fox: What she means is breath and relax.
Pink: Oh; okay. Thank you. Both of you.
Lord Tourettes: (comes in) It's time. (walks out)
Vio and Fox: You look beautiful Pink.
Fox: Go knock him dead.
(Lord Tourettes plays the piano to the wedding)
Lord Tourettes: (sings) Here comes the FUCK!
Blue: Uh, you don't need to sing LT.
Lord Tourettes: Oh! Okay! (continues playing)
(Madelene and Scarlet quietly come up from under the food table and set the cake down.)
Madelene: (slightly worried) I hope no one sees us yet.
Blue: Looks like everything is going fine.
Rapper: Just be calm and you'll get through.
Lad: (comes from the side with barrels of beer) Where do I put these down!?
Rapper: Just put them on that giant table!
Blue: What the!? RAPPER!!!
Red: Now this is a wedding!
Lord Tourettes: (really excited) Here comes the BITCH!
Darla: (impatiently calling from her seat with Broseph, Wednesday, and Emily) IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME!
(Gerald Butler & Earl Grey come up from behind the seat to slap Darla's mouth shut.)
Wednesday: (whispers) Shh! Quiet!
(Pink walks up to Blue in her dress while Wednesday walks on the stage and Lord Tourettes stops playing)
(Spark and Ryle watches)
Broseph: Good luck speaking Wednes!
Wednesday: (blushes) Thanks.
Spark: (to Red) You know, I like weddings.
Red: Most boring wedding I've been to! Except when Lad came.
Spark: (punches Red in the shoulder) (whispers) Dude!
(Wednesday starts reading)
Wednesday: Friends and family, we are here to celebrate the marriage of Blue & Pink. Pink, do you wish to take Blue to be your lawful wedded husband, ‘till death do you shall part?
Pink: I do.
Wednesday: And Blue, do you wish to take Pink to be your lawful wedded wife, ‘till death do you shall part?
Blue: I do.
Wednesday: Then by the power within me, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
(Spark gets excited)
(Blue & Pink kiss and everyone cheers)
Spark: Best Wedding EVER!!!
Ryle: I'd admit it's kinda good...
(Darla starts to cry over Wednesday’s speech.)
Darla: Sh-She has the voice of a dark angel! (grabs a tissue and blows her nose)
(Broseph and Emily watch Darla blow her nose with disgusted expression.)
(Blue & Pink go into the wedding car)
Blue: (sighs) The best thing that has ever happened to me has come true.
Pink: The same goes for me too.
(everyone watches the car drive off from the church)
Red: ALRIGHT! BEER PARTY!!
Madelene: Don’t forget the cake!
(Scarlet holds up a sign pointing to the cake.)
Red: CAKE!! (eats whole cake)
Madelene: …Well, at least someone had…a piece.
Spark: ALRIGHT!!! WHO WANTS TO GET HAMMERED!!?!? Oh WAIT!! I forgot something!! (uses instant transmission to teleport and come back with hot fresh ramen) WHO WANTS SOME?!
Darla: (runs up to Wednesday) Wednesday! Y-Your s-speech w-was s-so touch-ching… (continues to cry)
Wednesday: Really? Two wonderful people got married and my speech was all you cared about?
Spark: So Red since they're married I think I'll be your roommate!
Red: Sorry bro! But Wolf's my new roommate!
Spark: Oh, but can I join!?
Red: I'll have to ask Wolf.
Spark: (Japanese) Kay, not a problem.
Broseph: So, I wonder who will get married next? (winks at Wednesday)
(Wednesday blushes while Darla (who stopped crying) gives Broseph a thumbs up.)
- First marriage of a DF couple.
- Pink's parents, Bluette and Harold from Meet the Parents made a cameo in this episode.
- When Broseph flirted with Wednesday after wandering who would get married next, it's hinted he might be wanting to marry Wednesday soon.
- First debut of Spark.