|Wee Lass and Blink|
"Hello, my name is Lass."
|Written by||Alpha-Lonewolf, YoshiRocker13|
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The Wee Lass
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Blink is about to meet a new best friend, the wee cousin of Lad.
(At Blue's House)
Blue: (waits outside in his car for Pink) Man what's taking her so long?
Blink: So who's babysitting me today Mommy? Foxy? Indy?
Pink: Well i got someone new to play with you this time.
Blink: Really? Who?
Blue: Pink we're going to be late!
Pink: Don't worry Blink, they are a friend of ours. I'm sure you'll be friends in no time.
Pink: We'll be back soon Blink. (kisses his forehead and heads out to the car)
(A car soon comes up at the house and the people come to the door and knock)
Blink: (nervously opens) He- Hello?
Lad: Evening wee laddie!
Blink: (looks up at him) Mommy said you were a friend of hers.
Lad: Aye wee laddie. I also brought you a wee friend to play with.
Blink: Oooh! Who?
Lad: (moves out of the way) Meet mi wee relative Lass!
(Lass comes in and tackles Blink in a hug)
Lass: Yay I made a new friend!
Blink: (surprised) Oh! Uh- Hello! My name is Blink.
Lass: Mi name is Lass! I'm happy to meet you Blink.
Blink: I'm happy to meet you too! So what are we gonna play?
Lass: Let's Play Dragons and knights! (starts trying to pull Blink outside)
Blink: Whoa! Easy! It's just some game! (gets pulled outside) Whoa!
Lass: (starts pretending) This is our big kingdom ruled by our parents who are the best king and queen in the world. we are knights of the greatest army ever.
Blink: (pretends also) We shall protect the ones we love from the mighty fire breathing beast!
Lass: I have a mighty sword of the angels. (holds up a twig)
(Blink pretends to kill some goblins and get hit a few times)
Lass: Freeze evil doers! (Throws water in the air to pretend to use ice powers)
Blink: (pretends to be hit) Oh no! I have been hit by the Dragon's mighty fire!
Lass: I'll save you. (rips out some grass and spronkles blink with them) You are healed now.
Blink: (jumps back up) Now we shall save our village and our dear king and queen from the Dragon's wrath! (charges at the dragon)
Lass: Watch out for the dragon's fire! actually uses real magic to put a protective barrier on Blink)
Blink: (stunned and shocked) Whoa.
Blink: You just used real magic- in real- Wow.
Lass: (looks embarrassed and ashamed) Well i'm only learning a little bit.
Blink: No, it was actually pretty great!
Lass: But it was just a beginner spell. You know more than me don't you?
Blink: No, I don't know any spells really...
Lass: I thought everyone else knew more than me.
Lass: (rubs shoulder) my old class mates knew more than me and made fun of me cuz all i can do was the protect spell.
Blink: Don't worry Lass, I'm sure you'll learn more spells someday.
Lass: Thank you Blink (does a curtsy to Blink)
Blink: Your welcome.
Lad: Kids, time to come in!
Lass: Aww, but we're not done slaying the bad dragon.
Lad: You can Slay him another time! It's time to eat!
Blink: What are we eating?
Lass: Ooh, ooh! is it haggis?!
Blink: Uh, what's Haggis?
Lass: Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley leaves.
Blink: (shocked and disgusted) Auugh!
Lass: What? It's really good. Mi family always had it for dinner.
Blink: (to Lad) Are we really having Haggis giant man?
Lad: Actually we're just having pizza.
Lass: what is pizza?
Blink: Oooh! I love pizza!
Lass: I never heard of it.
Blink: Pizza is a very greasy food made out of dough, sauce, garlic, cheese and different toppings.
(Lad opens a box of pizza)
Lass: That smells good.
Blink: And it tastes good too! (takes a slice and eats it) Mm-mm-MM!
(Lass cautiously takes a slice and sniffs it)
Blink: Go ahead, try it, it's really yum.
(Lass takes a small bite as her face lights up with delight and starts eating the rest of it)
Blink: (eats more pieces)
(Soon Pink and Blue come back home)
Blue: We're back!
Pink: How was your new friend Blink?
Blink: She was a fun playmate.
Lad: Well time to go Lass.
Lass: Yes Uncle Lad. (Runs up to Blink to give him a quick kiss on the cheek and runs off giggling)
Blink: (nervous and blushes) Uhhh.... B-Bye Lass...
Pink: (giggles) I think she likes you Blink.
Blink: (speaks in head) I just found myself a new best friend.
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